so, on friday im minding my own business at the marque club, drinking and having a good time and asking myself "what would Motley Crue do?" when stef walks over to me and asks me that question that i seem to be hearing rather a lot lately. you know that one. the "are you embrassing yourself again?" question.
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some thing shave happened. im dating the boy from art brut. we kissed with tongue.
this wekend our flat is having a twin peaks themed party. herry pie and coffee anyone?
i was in the same room as duran duran on tuesday.
i wantonly and randomly quoted 'Heathers' all day at work today. my boss went to spain and brought me back a bottle of...
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this wekend our flat is having a twin peaks themed party. herry pie and coffee anyone?
i was in the same room as duran duran on tuesday.
i wantonly and randomly quoted 'Heathers' all day at work today. my boss went to spain and brought me back a bottle of...
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thejuanupsman:
sounds like a great venue to see Harmar in. Sounds like other things are going well. Here too. 
Life is good. Good luck with the less spending. I can't seem to accomplish that one myself. 
[Edited on Oct 10, 2004 3:34AM]
Life is good. Good luck with the less spending. I can't seem to accomplish that one myself. [Edited on Oct 10, 2004 3:34AM]
theraccoon:
Heathers a good one to quote. did you say very a lot?
A buffont. Now bring the kaftan back and youre in business. Some really strange foreigner business that I as an ignorant american do not yet understand.
Whats your brother's band?
Turning down a texan millionaire must be fairly difficult.
A buffont. Now bring the kaftan back and youre in business. Some really strange foreigner business that I as an ignorant american do not yet understand.
Whats your brother's band?
Turning down a texan millionaire must be fairly difficult.
im kinda dating a boy!
yah me yah me yah me!
also, some of my friends seem to think that if there were a fight between Papa Smurf and Skeletor, that skeletor would win.
these are also people who think that in a election between mr t and benson, mr t would win.
these people are also filthy cat lovers.
yah me yah me yah me!
also, some of my friends seem to think that if there were a fight between Papa Smurf and Skeletor, that skeletor would win.
these are also people who think that in a election between mr t and benson, mr t would win.
these people are also filthy cat lovers.
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meekesh:
what, did you just try to buy them today?! 
oh well, we'll make the other club instead, for sure! 
oh well, we'll make the other club instead, for sure! 
anton:
Skeletor would kick his goddamn arse so hard.
But then, Skeletor Vs. Superted? Differen't story. That bear would own the skeleton all night long.
But then, Skeletor Vs. Superted? Differen't story. That bear would own the skeleton all night long.
i went on a date with the gutarist from art brut.
we bonded over live action role playing,
im such a geek!
also, i went to see har mar superstar. i spent all my money on booze. i went home with a snivelling indy kid and dint have sex because he was too busy apoligins for everything he has ever done instead of slipping me...
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we bonded over live action role playing,
im such a geek!
also, i went to see har mar superstar. i spent all my money on booze. i went home with a snivelling indy kid and dint have sex because he was too busy apoligins for everything he has ever done instead of slipping me...
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badrobot:
You need to cover all the big score squares ASAP; that's the trick with Scrabble
thejuanupsman:
I love harmar. I saw him here with d_c he is awesome. I wish I had half of his sheer confidence. Plus he made her smile a lot and I love her smile. Some people are just fun to be around and he is one of them and so is she. How big a venue was it? this was an outdoor concert and we were very close to the stage. It was pretty cool.
You like live action role playing? I knew there was a good reason that i liked you.
You like live action role playing? I knew there was a good reason that i liked you.
so, this past week has been funny. i was too depressed to get dressed yesterday. i work up at midday. had breakfast. had a nap. watched a dvd and fell asleep on the couch, then felt bad about not going shopping for a bookshelf with my flatmates, so i dressed and went out for about half an hour, made an excuse and came home, had...
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odog44:
YOU HAVE A SEXY ASS BODY
theraccoon:
Things made with corn syrup. You are hilarious. Man, we should swap crazy family stories sometime. My younger brother and I are the only boys. Its my mom and her sisters and their mom. They are insane women from arkansas who get drunk and scream and say terrible things to everyone around. My grandma is notorious for throwing knives. And her aim isn't half bad. 
so, like, i was totally gonna be having sex in the shower on sunday morning, till i uttered the stupidest thing i have ever said:
"you better not get me pregnant"
"i wont"
"if you do, im keeping it"
and what do you know? instant lack of erection. god damn!
"you better not get me pregnant"
"i wont"
"if you do, im keeping it"
and what do you know? instant lack of erection. god damn!
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filmme:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
some things have happened recently.
the harmonica player from placebo found out about my flatmates sonic youth memorial muffins.
i went on a date with jewish boy and had the following conversation:
me - i have a friend with one leg.
him - same
me - you do not. tyou have told me this before and i still dont believe you.
him - yes i...
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the harmonica player from placebo found out about my flatmates sonic youth memorial muffins.
i went on a date with jewish boy and had the following conversation:
me - i have a friend with one leg.
him - same
me - you do not. tyou have told me this before and i still dont believe you.
him - yes i...
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theraccoon:
I hate people that have to win all talks. I call them one-up. because they one-up me all the time, and one -ups are from mario and i love mario.
meekesh:
thats quite a strange conversation, was he trying to win a prize or something? 
thank you for not just giving my number away. i always try to be careful about such things, especially on the internet. i know a lot people wouldn't even care. it would've been ok in that case as it was cherry, but you couldn't know, i didn't expect you to. i know what you meant with that joke btw!
thank you for not just giving my number away. i always try to be careful about such things, especially on the internet. i know a lot people wouldn't even care. it would've been ok in that case as it was cherry, but you couldn't know, i didn't expect you to. i know what you meant with that joke btw!
cuntface dorkbreath has finally been "moved" towards "reconcilliation" because he was uninvited to the party of epic proportions that will be occuringat my place this weekend.
however, i feel the need to forgive him (though not to retract the cruel nickname i use for him behind his back) becuase he spells the work enemy 'enimy'.
how could you not need someone like that in your...
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however, i feel the need to forgive him (though not to retract the cruel nickname i use for him behind his back) becuase he spells the work enemy 'enimy'.
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creamygoodness:
You also forget, Friends War has a distinct lack of Craig Charles when compared to Robot Wars, which is something for which we should all be grateful.
anton:
Friend wars suck. Unless everyone dresses up as the dinosaur of their choice. Try that.
remind me why i keep fucking men who are comeplete retards. please. i really want to know.
so like, last night the guy i have on occasions been playing hide the sausage with came over. i started cooking dinner and he sat on the couch doing nothing. then he stood up and said he was going for a walk. fine. the others arrived and dinner...
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so like, last night the guy i have on occasions been playing hide the sausage with came over. i started cooking dinner and he sat on the couch doing nothing. then he stood up and said he was going for a walk. fine. the others arrived and dinner...
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filmme:
mens are dumb. but Im cool.
theraccoon:
Man, guys suck.
That sounded like MANGUYS in my head. like manguise is one word. heehee.
Seriously though, no good. I figure if you're making dinner and entertaining guests, you deserve a little more respect.
That sounded like MANGUYS in my head. like manguise is one word. heehee.
Seriously though, no good. I figure if you're making dinner and entertaining guests, you deserve a little more respect.
last ngiht i went to a squat party held by lesbians dressed like ocean suicides.
there were also a shameless amont of women dressed like pirates and men dressed like sailors.
like a dog with tow tails, i didnt know what one to wag.
i flirted with a girl called liz for a while. ewan compared it to pedophiles "groooming".
i meant the new flatmate...
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there were also a shameless amont of women dressed like pirates and men dressed like sailors.
like a dog with tow tails, i didnt know what one to wag.
i flirted with a girl called liz for a while. ewan compared it to pedophiles "groooming".
i meant the new flatmate...
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filmguy79:
lol...dying in a kaftan eh? well, that sounds like a great idea for a photo set...
mjollnir:
My cat just came home smelling like cigarettes. I am worried.
I hope you're back. Weekends in the country = scary.
I hope you're back. Weekends in the country = scary.
i made friends with the fire men next door last night! woohoo! i asked one of them for a lighter and he wa slike "what?" and i mmimed lighting my cigarette and he was like "you want a glass of water?" and i was like "hell no! i wanna smoke" and he was like, "we only got walker" and i nearly cried and he produced...
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sinope:
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrremen! 
now that my friend sounds like a cool evening is to be had!
How ya doing anyway?
Sin xx
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrremen!
now that my friend sounds like a cool evening is to be had!
How ya doing anyway?
Sin xx
badrobot:
Firemen rock; I went on a stag do with a friend of mine who is a firemen and they know how to have a good time (and the helmet is a fannymagnet!)
a girl worte a poem about my ass. a stranger from the far corners of LJ.
she wrote this:
Subject: an ode to sara's arse
1. the Arse, smooth like a ping-pong ball; it passes through the firewall
and seems to soar out of the void; a soft and silken ellipsoid.
then fairy lights enkindle it, like gossamer by candle lit, until it
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she wrote this:
Subject: an ode to sara's arse
1. the Arse, smooth like a ping-pong ball; it passes through the firewall
and seems to soar out of the void; a soft and silken ellipsoid.
then fairy lights enkindle it, like gossamer by candle lit, until it
glows beyond...
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nonchalance:
You think i need a poem to know how great the arse is?
Yours especially. *schomooves louchely*
Yours especially.
*schomooves louchely*
castigate:
all of those thoughts can go through my mind in seconds.
but i can't communicate them quite so well.
but i can't communicate them quite so well.
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