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drilledit:
That's a really cool tat there... wink
dmstarsailor:
Nice tattoo. Lol yeah instead if crazy cat lady I'm a crazy guinea pig lady. I see you're in Texas idk if they have quick weight loss centers there or if its just in he Houston areas but I went there and they helped me loose the weight. Basically they just help you change your eating habits and it's just a healthy diet lean meats lots of fresh or frozen veggies no canned few fresh or frozen fruits and a little bit of starches. smile thanks. And I tryed to accept the friend thing but sheen I came to your profile it's not showing up that we as friends so I tryed adding you back.
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Three nuns were walking along the street and one was describing with her hands a grapefruit she'd seen in Florida.
The second one, also with her hands, described the huge bananas she'd seen in Jamaica.
The third nun, a little deaf, asked, " Father who?"tongue
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zebrah:
<3
darkkitten:
How are you doing? how's your knee?
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I want to wish everyone a happy 4th and a big thankyou to all our armed forces keeping us safe! So I was making plans to go to the Ellen Trout Zoo for live music, food and fireworks or going to the Freedom Fest, near where i live. But I feel like crap! puke So I thought maybe i'll get some blackcats and some other little...
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soulstrife:
Sorry to hear about the knee, I'd bring you the drinks if I could!
hanke:
happy day for you!
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So sad one my favorites passed today.frown I loved The Andy Griffith Show and Matlock! Rest in peace Andy Griffith.
soulstrife:
I loved watching the Andy Griffith Show growing up. He will be surely missed!
ameridactyle:
At least he lived a full life.
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Hello, I need a good laugh. I would luv to hear a good joke it's been so long! tongue By the way I love meeting new people friend request me, message me . I would be thrilled to hear from you.smile
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shroom:
If Somalian pirates rob cargo ships, what do Asian pirates do?



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ameridactyle:
So I went out clubbing last night.
Didn't get any.
Those baby seals are fast.

But seriously, I went clubbing last night
and of all people, I met a nun.
Her name was Sister Fister.