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Best fucking review ever.

Twilight: New Moon



Seriously.

BEST. FUCKING. MOVIE. REVIEW. EVAR

So I'm reading about the Crunchpad.

It would have been sweet. A $300 wireless notepad, the thickness of a magazine, that you can use for hours to sit and surf the web with.

And it turns out the company in Asia that they hired to mass-produce this decided at the 11th hour "sorry, but to share the revenue with you would cost too much according...
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AH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

http://io9.com/5413428/official-twilights-bella--edward-are-in-an-abusive-relationship

So I turn 38 today... and my parents call.

They call to ask my advice about how my little brother can better handle his divorce, tell me he's going through a bad patch, and try to get me to tell them what to do to make everything better for him.

At some point today they'll realise what day it is ---- I'll get some mileage...
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Bet you can't watch it just once.

IDM KID

Farming.

Oh yes.

Someday.

Jesus Christ.

Once, once upon a time I was a member of another alt-porn site, for about a month. It was basically to keep in contact with someone who was a bit of a personal friend.

The woman that ran it was extremely rude to me. At one point she made mention in a public forum she could buy a house with her checking account,...
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VIVE THE QUEBEC LIBRE

So Kanye Fucking West is going to India for a month, to try and live a more moral and upright life.

He figures getting enlightened and such should take about a month.

I just. Don't. Know. Where. To. Begin.

10 to 1 says someone offers him fish sticks slathered in curry.

Pointless, tasteless and stupid.


Enh. Why not?

Just bought one of my favorite films.

Smokey and the Bandit. Also came with S&TB II and S&TB 3.

Filmed on location in Georgia, y'all.

Oh, and my prediction: Dr. Lawrence Gordon is ALIVE.