The more time I spend here, the less I seem to belong.
*wanders off*
*might or might not wander back*
*wanders off*
*might or might not wander back*
Yesterday I bought the carcass of a Harley off a preacher.
Any questions why I love the South?
Any questions why I love the South?
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threadlocker:
Sadly, no. I don't live in Kennesaw.
auriga:
"Yesterday I bought the carcass of a Harley off a preacher."
That could be the makings of a song.
That could be the makings of a song.
Awesome crashproof motorcycle!
I actually want to see this film, copied here if you don't read Digg:
The action scenes look rather good and the special effects I can live with. The Chinese Opera style acting I can live with too. More than anything I simply want to support what appears to be a nascent industry.
The action scenes look rather good and the special effects I can live with. The Chinese Opera style acting I can live with too. More than anything I simply want to support what appears to be a nascent industry.
dryad:
thanks 
thanks Associated Press says 2011 is going to be bleaker than 2010.
Break out the D-word, boys.
Of course it's going to be bleaker. This adminstration has fuck-all idea about what it's doing. Things should get better in 2010 when Barry's bunch in Congress gets turfed in favor of Republicans, and businesses can breathe easier knowing that he's not going to be able to double their...
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Break out the D-word, boys.
Of course it's going to be bleaker. This adminstration has fuck-all idea about what it's doing. Things should get better in 2010 when Barry's bunch in Congress gets turfed in favor of Republicans, and businesses can breathe easier knowing that he's not going to be able to double their...
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So there's going to be a "Smurfs" movie.
Lest you 20something folks complain that your childhood is being violated, and what the fuck does an almost-40 year old prick like me know about this shit, I'll remind you that there was a FIRST wave of Smurfamania amongst kids in the 70s, so I've seen it twice.
The first was in the francophone world, and concentrated...
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Lest you 20something folks complain that your childhood is being violated, and what the fuck does an almost-40 year old prick like me know about this shit, I'll remind you that there was a FIRST wave of Smurfamania amongst kids in the 70s, so I've seen it twice.
The first was in the francophone world, and concentrated...
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v_veen:
In the trailer there will be at least one record scratch noise.
The Smurfs will drive a taxi, a few using the pedals, a few steering. They will have a fare who will say, "So, where are you guys from?"
The Smurfs will dress up in a trench coat to impersonate a human.
There will be a restaurant scene where a woman spots the smurfs and screams "Rats!".
A smurf will end up swimming in soup and/or an aquarium.
The Smurfs will drive a taxi, a few using the pedals, a few steering. They will have a fare who will say, "So, where are you guys from?"
The Smurfs will dress up in a trench coat to impersonate a human.
There will be a restaurant scene where a woman spots the smurfs and screams "Rats!".
A smurf will end up swimming in soup and/or an aquarium.
v_veen:
Smurfette getting a makeover. Tim Gunn will make a cameo to say, "You smurf it, girl."
If it's really bad, a blue balls joke. A few kids parking, the boy says, "But, Cindy, if you don't they'll turn blue" while the Smurfs are in the backseat.
One of the Smurfs will get tipsy.
There will be breakdancing.
There may be City Smurfs to contrast with the country Smurfs, from Smurf Village. Leather, sunglasses, fast talking, 'street smart'.
If it's really bad, a blue balls joke. A few kids parking, the boy says, "But, Cindy, if you don't they'll turn blue" while the Smurfs are in the backseat.
One of the Smurfs will get tipsy.
There will be breakdancing.
There may be City Smurfs to contrast with the country Smurfs, from Smurf Village. Leather, sunglasses, fast talking, 'street smart'.
X to the Z
This song is. Awesome.
This song is. Awesome.
An oldie, but a goodie
and it cracks me the FUCK up every time
and it cracks me the FUCK up every time
There are three related words in French.
pcher means fishing. pcher means to sin. pche is peach
But I've never met a Frenchman who thought that peachfishing was a sin.
(Note: this is an ORIGINAL observation turned joke. If you like it you MUST credit me
)
pcher means fishing. pcher means to sin. pche is peach
But I've never met a Frenchman who thought that peachfishing was a sin.
(Note: this is an ORIGINAL observation turned joke. If you like it you MUST credit me
)
dryad:
I approve. Foreign wordplay!
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auriga:
Ha!
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants...
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First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants...
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redbstrd:
Suri was correct, I was complimenting you on your post. Sorry if that wasn't clear from the phrasing.
elizadoolittle:
awesome
Lounging around in pyjamas and my brand new smoking jacket. Hair freshly cut, whiskey glass of a good single malt by my side.
The Castillo del Combichristian got itself a Smoking jacket, two books on fine tobacco, a vintage Fleur de Lys, a book on pie making, a signed copy of the Whistle Stop Cafe cookbook, some new CDs (listening to Queen Latifah's album where...
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The Castillo del Combichristian got itself a Smoking jacket, two books on fine tobacco, a vintage Fleur de Lys, a book on pie making, a signed copy of the Whistle Stop Cafe cookbook, some new CDs (listening to Queen Latifah's album where...
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mizoo:
I like the sound of this pie making book. Enjoy your new toys!
threadlocker:
Thanks Mizoo. I got a book on the history of gin and some saddle shoes today. God the thrifting in this town is epic.