thinningtheherd

I`ve tried several varieties of sex, all of which I hate. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic; the others give me a stiff neck and/or lockjaw.


Tallulah Bankhead

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.


Umberto Eco

I miss her smell and the way she tastes. Its a mystery of human chemistry and I dont understand it. Some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

FRANKENTIME : What time feels like when you realize that most of your life is spent working with and around a computer and the Internet.

- A Dictionary of the Near Future

The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense, whereas reality never makes sense.


Aldous Huxley

I like pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down at us.
Pigs treat us as equals.


- Sir Winston Churchill

"Im selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best."


- Marilyn Monroe

Who ever said that pleasure wasnt functional?

- Charles Eames.

Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat. Never drive a car when you're dead.

The higher up the ladder you get, the brighter your ass shines.

Ernest Tubb to Johnny Cash.