theslannydone

One of my favorite passtimes is quickly becoming hating people

"Don't make me turn this rape into a murder"....

~Cain~

Sure wish Aids Tree's really existed, so that way when I told someone to go ride their bike into an aids tree there might be the possibility of it actually happening

"There's no I in team, but there is a U in cunt, so quite being little cunts!"

-Kenny Powers-

Anyone ever heard that song Hush from that band Tool?.... Um, yeah...

God I love Charlie Sheen....

I wear a necklace now 'cause I like to know when I'm upside down

How did Maynard so eloquently put it?....oh, yes
"I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious, I can't say what I want to, even if I'm just kidding"
.....I believe you know how the rest goes

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Sooooo....I made a girl squirt last night.....or should I say GUSH!

Did it while standing up with my hand down her pants....needless to say she had to take her panties home in a plastic bag as they were soaked....along with my living room floor ......first time for both of us