I've just been on facebook browsing these 'top 5' lists that people seem to be doing & one fucking idiot has put their top 5 historical events as follows:
1. The resurrection of Christ.
2. The titanic sinking
3. The holocaust
4. BILL CLINTON (!!!!!!??????)
5. September 11, 2001
Since when has Bill Clinton been considered a 'historical event'? Not only that but one comparable...
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1. The resurrection of Christ.
2. The titanic sinking
3. The holocaust
4. BILL CLINTON (!!!!!!??????)
5. September 11, 2001
Since when has Bill Clinton been considered a 'historical event'? Not only that but one comparable...
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amelinda:
you can never go wrong with a Jason Lee video. I miss when he was a skate rat 
skep:
Was it posted by Monica Lewinsky?
It's Thursday, my little boy is sick, i'm sitting listening to him cough in his sleep over the monitor.
Thursdays used to be way better than this when i was a kid.
Thursdays used to be way better than this when i was a kid.
fleur_fatale:
Hello! xx
madvammer:
the truth tattoo, buddhist? if only! Its a Moulin Rouge reference...there were four of us hangin out drinking all of the time, talking poetry, religion, art and what all, so we loved the Truth, Beauty, Freedom and Love of the bohemian mantra...we all live in different places now, but its fun to see the whole set!
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none_one:
im gonna be writing lyrics again REAL soon!! promise!! my work schedule has be sleeping crazy ass hours and shit. i'd love to see the video your boy made. if you can send ma a link to it or something that'd be awesome. anyway, keep in touch homey!
none_one:
i know i said it in my last comment......but.....i REALLY REALLY am gonna start writing again. i liked the ideas you sent me a couple days ago. shits been crazy with working all the time and shit. just wanted to let you know i havent forgot about the songs and if i didnt tell you before.......THAT VIDEO IS FUCKING DOPE!!!!!!!!
elysia:
Wow - he's gotten so big! What a cutie.
How are things with you... any happier?
How are things with you... any happier?
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elysia:
I feel so priviledged!
How can I even begin to describe the horror of that suit? How do you keep a straight face when someone gives you something so awful? Or is it someone that doesn't like you?
I'm thinking farmers, I'm thinking under-educated, possibly hand made by a blind old bearded lady with an evil streak?
If your house is a dumping ground for baby shit why do I not have your address? I seriously need to get round to ebaying a load of stuff as there is JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH of it.
How can I even begin to describe the horror of that suit? How do you keep a straight face when someone gives you something so awful? Or is it someone that doesn't like you?
I'm thinking farmers, I'm thinking under-educated, possibly hand made by a blind old bearded lady with an evil streak?
If your house is a dumping ground for baby shit why do I not have your address? I seriously need to get round to ebaying a load of stuff as there is JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH of it.
elysia:
What are you studying?
I will make a point to look out for your "house" next time I'm up North
I will make a point to look out for your "house" next time I'm up North
elysia:
Brilliant 
It's not actually the whole MMR Autism thing that's bothering me, I have a few issues with vaccinations in general. I've just enrolled Little Miss E at nursery though, so that's forced my hand anyway.
It's not actually the whole MMR Autism thing that's bothering me, I have a few issues with vaccinations in general. I've just enrolled Little Miss E at nursery though, so that's forced my hand anyway.
I've got a two hundred year old elephant rib. I'm gonna die happy 
elysia:
I hope that's not something that they've discovered via the medium of X-Ray ....
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elysia:
Wow - he's adorable! How's he getting on?
You think you're fucking busy now? Ha ha, you have NO IDEA!!!
You think you're fucking busy now? Ha ha, you have NO IDEA!!!
sunshine:
thank you for your super sweet comment! you are seriously a doll! 
The following is entirely true, word for word....
My friend was waiting at the bus stop the other day when a young man & his girlfriend came & sat down near her. After a while they were approached by two scruffy looking youths who, upon noticing that said boy & girl were dressed kinda goth-like & each wearing a sullen expression, asked them "Ere, are...
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My friend was waiting at the bus stop the other day when a young man & his girlfriend came & sat down near her. After a while they were approached by two scruffy looking youths who, upon noticing that said boy & girl were dressed kinda goth-like & each wearing a sullen expression, asked them "Ere, are...
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elysia:
That is fucking hilarious!
How's things?
How's things?
elysia:
Wow, six weeks old already?! Time fucking flies doesn't it?
My son was born this morning. 6 weeks premature, 4lbs 13oz but he's doing just fine. The birth was amazing, seriously. In spite of the surrealness of the situation there were mad positive vibes flying around that delivery room. My wife was in labour (post-waters breaking) for 2 1/2 hours. She was fucking awesome, totally dealt with it in the best possible way, just got...
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bullpuppet:
You look like the guy on the wall behind you.
ta2dmom:
Nice chainsaw. I'm sure my husband would love a new one too 
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Thanks for the link. I posted it to my group. Thanks for sharing it. It certainly looks interesting.
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Thanks for the link. I posted it to my group. Thanks for sharing it. It certainly looks interesting.
I have just bought an original 1972 Parker Brothers ouija board off ebay for 7 quid. I am one happy fucking satanist
Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
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Come to think of it, why is there a 'yes/no' option on ouija boards? If there aren't any 'spirits' about then they can't answer 'no' can they? Any answer to the question 'is anybody there?' will always be 'yes'.
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elysia:
Happy Birthday!
elysia:
I was going to buy the little miss a T-shirt that reads;
"Sod the milk, where are the whisky tits?"
But then she turned out to be too cute and I thought better of it!
She does have a black "punk rock" T-shirt with a pink skull and crossbones though. Uber cool.
"Sod the milk, where are the whisky tits?"
But then she turned out to be too cute and I thought better of it!
She does have a black "punk rock" T-shirt with a pink skull and crossbones though. Uber cool.