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I think that today at work I will pretend I'm drunk.

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mattereaterlad2:
actually, it's both here and there.
mattereaterlad2:
i just finished jonathan ames soon to be published novel "wake up, sir". it's an homage to wodehouses's jeeve's and wooster books, but has a lot of perverted sex. and jeeves is quite likely a drunken hallucination.

pure ames. it will be available next month. enjoy.
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Hangover.
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dollface:
go back to bed.
thephantomvi:
Funny, 'Hangover' was the only word i could mutter this morning...
It was cool meeting you last night, hope you enjoyed yourself at pouty's.
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Things I never get tired of:

Peanut M&Ms.

Chokers.

Listening to people have sex.

Staying in hotels.

Airports.

Conan O' Brian

New York City

Women's shoes.

Frank Sinatra.

Scheming.
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locusfocus:
never get tired of:
- mies's musem in berlin that wont fit a painting
angie1:
I love listening to people have sex its really funny and entertaining
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So it looks like Richard Kern's coming to Chicago. Know any hot young things who want to model for him?
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pharaoh:
once again, i remember the name The Eclectics, but nothing specific. that time in my life is pretty much a blur (not to mention that it was almost a decade ago). mostly i remember being poor (some things never change), hanging out in cold shitty apartments in bucktown and humbolt park and going to shows almost everyday - all over chicago and the northwest suburbs - so i saw a hell of a lot of bands.

if you have an LA party, i'll be there. and if you ever need a left coast writer, i've got the skills.
pharaoh:
cynthia p. caster as d.j.??

genius.

she used to call my ex and leave the funniest messages on our machine.
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Fannie May is closing? My life is over.
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pharaoh:
what was the name of your band?
mattereaterlad2:
so, when you comment on a msg brd, does it become a modernits post? wakka wakka wak....

oh, christ. what have i become!
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What's that line? I'm 18, driving North from Baltimore. Something like that. Anyway. I'm in Balto for the next week or so. I hear it's awful.
clara:
You're welcome.
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Sunday "morning" brings a sore throat and a failed omelette. It's time to seriously face the fact that I cannot function in polite society. That is, I can not work at a job-job.

What does this leave me with?

Write a hit song (and by hit song I mean something like "God Bless America" that will pay royalties out the ass to not only myself,...
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pilar:
did you win?
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Wow. It's been a long time since we talked. How've you been? Good, good, glad to hear it.

Since last episode I've:

jumped out of an airplane
moved into a new apartment
had my license suspended
failed to receive my FOID card in time to show an out of town guest a good time
did some pole dancing at Exit
attended the worst Chicago comic...
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Dear lord. When it rains it pours. After being relatively jobless for an eternity, I'm now swamped between several freelance gigs & a part-time job at an antique shop. I'm working my ass off. That is, I'm waking up really early, which I hate hate hate.

Well. At least I will have money to blow on an extravagant NYC weekend sometime very soon!

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thirtyseven:
don't blow all your $ on blow.
gingerlie:
ohhh. im jealous!
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I would say I got "doored," but I actually managed to avoid the door so evasively that I wiped out.

Ow.
gingerlie:
owie, that sounds like it hurt. you okay?
neon:
it was so great hearing from you tonight. smile i was wondering when you'd call me. hehe. come visit soon when i have an appt and stuff.
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Oi. It's been a long couple weeks of non-stop drinking. Luckily I am now broke, so it will have to stop.

Along those lines. Just when I decided to suck it up, find some shitty job in Chicago and make some projects happen... I can't even get a shitty job! I'm not asking for much, but Jesus Christ!

I'm wondering if I would be better...
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n:
i'd choose nyc, for sure.