thelioness

As they say: Let's get this show on the road!

We can satisfy all your needs for Bitchy Greeting Cards with drawings of hot babes at Modern Mermaid.

A couple of them may even be girls that *you* know.

Check it out at www.modernmermaid.com

I know I love it there....

Does this really mean it's been a year since I've written? Shocking. Well, I guess there is no time like the present.
I guess I will go wake up from my 12 month nap, take a bath, feed the cats, go for a walk and lounge around. Then, when that becomes exhausting, I shall take another nap. Yummy.

Well hello there!

I have been away, but I brought all of you with me in my panties. So there.

Also, I took the time to draw you a few more of your favorite ladies. Although I took the liberty of re-naming them. Finders keepers everyone!!!

And enjoy the new Thank You series.

Mrowrr

Hello my daaarling SG'ers!

I have been away and have missed all of my little lovlies!

But oh what a party it was and well worth the trip. I have plenty of new, ahem, material shall we say

Today I have plans to contend with the student loan people and then draw fancy hot babes the rest of the day.

I am looking forward to...
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So I'm back to tte drawing board, literally, and thinking how nice it would be to have a publishing company in my back pocket. I could publish all of those vanity books like Sophie Dahl, Maddonna, Spike Lee et al. I mean, how fabulous for them. Still, The grit and truth lays with us from-the-ground-upwards folk with our particular advantage coming from the teeth-hungry edge,...
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Well well well...

We did indeed have an evening of fun did we not?

I for one greatly enjoyed the SG burlesque show and all the lovely ladies on (and off) the stage.

Snow was my favorite of the night. Yes, that would be my vote for sexiest performer. Although, I could be persuaded to change my mind... Any takers?

Hair Job.

So this is the final analysis. Colors of a porcupine: black, cream, white & brown; cut the name of a rug: shag, and length just below the shoulder.

It should be festive. Yes, it is once again time for the hair coloring session. Hot, edgy yet somehow luxiouriously feminine and beguiling.

Well, that is the plan. I'll let you know how it all...
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I finally went to my first SG event and met some wonderful people there (just as I had hoped). How exciting to meet like minded folk with a penchant for seedy chinese bars shaped like pagodas. If it weren't for bars like that, I don't know when I would find to courage to drink a Mee Chong Hee High.

Well, off to New Years soon....
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