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Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman:
"YOU NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING" the doctor says.
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor replies,
"Because I'm trying to examine you."
youroldlady:
I can totally picture that. lol
kogun:
I got one for you-

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one
daughter walked into the room in tears.


"What's wrong?" asked the mother.


"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.


About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."


Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago.


A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."


"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
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A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,

'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at the same time.'

She said.'You have the Biggest Dick of all your Friends.'
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kogun:
Not cool. Laughing with stitches in the mouth is soooo PAINFUL!


HAHA.
liquidsunset:
Hahaha oh man!! biggrin
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B-O-R-E-D and lonely... confused whatever frown
youroldlady:
awwww, I send a hug.
paperthinwalls:
Good, I'm glad you're not leaving. I'm far too addicted to you and your political views for you to leave. I'd go through withdrawal, end up in the fetal position on the floor and rock myself insane... or something like that.

I'm sorry you're feeling bored and lonely. I have been feeling quite a bit of the latter myself lately. Maybe I can rock,paper, scissors you for some gelato to cheer us up. smile
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taking a break i think...
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paperthinwalls:
Not even Barak could buy that kind of support!

And Paris Hilton ain't got nothing on you for political support. wink
paperthinwalls:
You're welcome! And if you take a break you better keep in touch. We Obama supporters need to stick together.

How's your weekend going?
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THAN YOU for paying me up Mister! wink
guitarpicker:
You know it babe! All for you gorgeous!
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I use to belong... now not so much whatever
guitarpicker:
What do you mean???
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Update:
Daughter: Ear infection - almost better- just finished antibiotics
Son: Ear infection -2nd day of antibiotics
Momma: Upper Respitory Infection - 3rd day of antibiotics
Grandma: sick too, flew home yesterday
Husband: perfectly fine!
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amyisme:
awww, I hope you feel better soon.
guitarpicker:
well I hope things turn around for you soon! YOU are amazing!
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So heres a new blog update for me. I was going to leave completely but that didnt work evidentally so I still check back every now and then. All my friends on chat are gone. :o( Noone comes on anymore. My kids are sick, I'm not 100% - damn allergies, i'm stressing about getting my business going, i'm missing my cousins graduation from college today,...
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amyisme:
Aww sorry things are so yucky.
I seriously miss you in chat.
I send a huge hug and all my love love
stuartdance:
dude. why what the fuck
at least you aren't that ladie in those commercials with 3 fingers.
my best friend from NC is moving in with me!

to make your son better, get him a subscription to some shit like 'over 60'
that will snap his ass right up.
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Thank you to everyone who has been so nice to me... I will miss you.
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111111111yennabear:
You can't leave just yet! frown
111111111yennabear:
i'm not exactly sure. but i miss her already. hope she comes back.
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seann:
i'm not happy that i missed this frown

Looks like u all had a blast, Esp Yenna tongue go yenna go LOL
amyisme:
Awww you look so amazing ! Looks like everyone had a great time.

ps.- I miss you in chat.
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Just thought I'd say that I really love my friends!!!!!!!! love
guitarpicker:
and I love you gorgeous!