stoner839

Your eyes do not deceive you. Bacon fucking jello. It looks gross. Didn't taste too great either. It was salty as fuck. I told a guy I work with that he should make bacon jello. He was looking at the leaves of gelatin we have in our dry storage, and the crazy son of a bitch did it. Not too good, but it was worth
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I never really stopped writing. But over the last couple years I've been mostly writing outlines with corrections and annotations, on paper with pencil. It's been a while since I've put a screenplay to paper. Far too long. Busted out my old friend tonight, because I think I'm ready. He needs some new ribbon before we can get crackin', unfortunately. Hopefully I can find some
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After feeling very uninspired earlier this week, this one turned out pretty fucking delicious.

Pan seared New Zealand lamb with a cilantro paste, grilled eggplant with mint goat cheese, and an arugula salad with pickled watermelon radish and an apple honey vinaigrette.

This one was particularly delicious. A lot of bold big dick Flavors all on your face and shit.

Mesquite dry rubbed swordfish steak, topped with a pineapple salsa, curried red skin potatoes, spring mix and Bok choy salad with candied ginger and a sweet chili vinaigrette.

I would eat that shit all god damn day. How 'bout y'all?

Ordered my first pair of boots from ASOS. I fucking love their shit. Free shipping and awesome clothes. Got this pair of Chelsea boots. They are a little tight, but just right enough to be ok. I know they'll stretch out a bit. Already in love with these boots. I think I'm officially only buying boots from now on. They rock. Hard.

These colors don't run, etc. got my ass kicked at the bar last night after I got my ass kicked at the steakhouse. But I made $110 in tips. It was a fun night, fights and assholes and the works. No better way to celebrate America's birthday than getting blackout drunk and lighting shit on fire. Then that shit you just lit on fire makes
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I haven't stopped listening to this album since I purchased it. Jack White can do no wrong. He knocks it out of the park harder every single time. "When I need to know, I play dumb like Columbo, and get my feelings hurt, and move to New York like I'm Dumbo." The man is perfect,

Pan seared duck breast with a ginger glaze, mushroom fontina risotto, arugula and spring mix salad with pickled mustard seed, lemon creme fraiche, with a steamboat IPA vinaigrette. The Steamboat IPA is a beer made by a local brewing company called Bent River Brewery. It's one of my favorite IPA's. We didn't sell very many, but at least we sold a few. What the fuck
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"It really was an enchanting old ruin. But I never managed to see it again." I can scarcely imagine a film being so beautiful and intoxicating as The Grand Budapest Hotel.

This is what today is all about. Day drinking, video games, and jalapeño pineapple pizza. Gonna be a great fucking day.

This one is balls out. Pan seared duck breast with a blackberry bourbon glaze, Yukon gold potatoes and onions fried in duck fat, sautéed shittake mushrooms, blue vein Brie cheese, micro pak choy, and a ginger vinaigrette. Definitely some of my best work. However, this week we sold not a single god damn one. Not one. I was so fucking disappointed.