Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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Why do beverage companies hide the truth about the harmful health effects of consuming their products to absurd excess?

Good parody of the asinine crockumentary, "Supersize Me".

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koenigsegg:


i don't know why, i just thought you'd enjoy that
pygmy:
Thanks, I suspect I will smile

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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Man, I cannot believe how fast this week went by. Seems like it's only been a day or two.
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helter:
Personally, I think you should have mentioned what the japanese were doing at the time to the chinese.
Sure, kids will always raise emotions, but the japanese as a people were *far* from innocent.
dr_zoidberg:
How's The Dude been?

Monday Jul 25, 2005

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Man, my friend from grade school was on the tv show Las Vegas. I was anticipating seeing him on tv, he's been in a couple of movies and commercials, but only had one line or two. So he's on the show, but he plays a corpse skull

Oh wait, no, he plays an identity thief and murderer. No lines yet though.
padme:
But hey, he's on fucking TV.
big_slikk:
My sister got the part for the main chick in On Deadly Ground with Stephen Segal but then they said she had to go nude and turned it down. my mom knows almost everyone in that movie. so they got a chinese woman to play an Eskimo.

Yeah at least he's on TV, better than we got right?

Monday Jul 25, 2005

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padme:
He look like Greg Kineer
phineas:
they're both wearing suits...

Saturday Jul 23, 2005

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Oho! 2 gallons of hot Welch's concord grape juice, spiked with a couple pounds of sugar and various additives are cooling off in my fridge. When they cool down to 90 degrees or so, in goes the yeast and in 2 months I'll have me some bathtub Manishewitz. Actually, I've made this wine before and it tastes a lot better than Manischewitz, but that's faint...
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keith:
LOL. My grandpa used to make homemade wine. I may not have sophisticated tastes, but it tasted better (I.E. sweeter) than any wine I've ever had since then.

Anyway, have you seen this site? Figured you might dig it.

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padme:
I am SO going to try that.

Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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I confronted the kid who revs his truck and accellerates down the street at top speed tonight. I was coming back home when his big black truck's door was open and he was walking towards it. I stopped and got out.

I asked him why he felt he needed to rev his engine and tear down the street every time he leaves his driveway. Told...
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koenigsegg:
FINISH HIM!

padme:
I know the type. Score one for the good guys dude.

Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

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Harry Potter and the Religion of Peace

[with apologies to JK Rowling]

CHAPTER 26: THE HOWLING MEXICAN MIST

Harry was tranfixed by the sight of Dumbledore, lying on the carpet of his office, as the mysterious shadowy figure loomed over his limp and lifeless body. He froze in terror, desperately holding his breath as not to attract the cackling killer's attention. His scar began to...
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jeff_fries:
Who was the guy in your other profile pic? The sniper?
bpatrick:
Only you could do something like that w/
Harry Potter and make it funny. Stock. BTW,
I'm half-Brit. My father worked at the US Em-
bassy in London, where he met my mum, who
was a Foreign Service liasion. Provided no
more terrorist attacks occur in London when
I'm there, trip should be enjoyable.

Tuesday Jul 12, 2005

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I didn't sabotage the neighbor's car. He's been quieter the last few days, too.
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drstinkypants:
you should have
drstinkypants:
on a car forum im a member of, a guy told a story of an asshole neighbor (this one had a jeep)
supposedlyhe removed all of the lug nuts and then just placed them over the wheel bolts (to make it look like they were still on) so that when he turned to leave the driveway the wheels slid off.

thats always an option. i just dont know if its possible that the wheels might stay on far a while and then he gets seriosuly hurt

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Saturday Jul 09, 2005

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Uh oh, I'm drunk. Know what that means? Means I am gonna fuck with my neighbor's car. Fucking asshole feels like he must leave his driveway at full accelleration with pipes that make his exhaust louder. He does several times a day, every day. Fucking sick of it. So I bought a potato at the grocery store and am going to ram it up his...
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big_slikk:
That's whos been fucking with my car!
A-Hole! biggrin
liquidflorian:
A dude like that in my new neighborhood. Assholes.....

Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Fuck this shit.

Leaving town. Going to go fishing, pan for gold, visit my sister in Homer
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reprobate:
Duh. Have you suspected this for long? wink
stockula:
Eh?

What has he ever said that is funny? Writer, well maybe. If there's a tougher line of work I'd be surprised.

Law is the obvious way to go for bucks,and not that I blame him. But writing stuff people actually would pay to read is a whole nother thing.

Who's that novel writer who's both lawyer and novelist? Alwayways in the South, with the lawyer as main character? Grisham?

He has it cornered.
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