You will never catch me with an erection while a saxophone is playing.
kas:
me either . wait what?
steveshyte:
HA!!!
I wonder if Barry Manilow is blowing someone right now.
kas:
...... food for thought for sure.....
If you HAPPEN to meet someone at a comedy show you're doing and she HAPPENS to mention in light conversation that she "doesn't get along with any of her relatives", it's probably a good idea NOT to take her back to your hotel room and have sex with her and her "BFF" and then give her your phone number so she has the ability to...
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kas:
wow. sorry bout that. I'm sure it SEEEMED like a good idea at the time 
as a girl who goes back to hotel rooms and then knows to never text or call you again after, I apologize for her. 
as a girl who goes back to hotel rooms and then knows to never text or call you again after, I apologize for her. I'm about one more bad day away from going off the grid and drinking my own urine to survive.
Going to stop using side mirrors when I drive and announce to everyone in the car that it's god's will if we make it there alive.
kas:
i love you !!! you are too sweet to me 
as always!
as always!In case you were wondering, I don't have ball implants. They're the real deal.
issue_:
my balls are real too.
kas:
fucking sweet!
Just went thru airport security and TSA ran a feather down my ass crack. Booked three more flights for next week.
elicit77:
I heard the TSA VIP room is awesome.
kas:
HAHAHAH
Whatever occupation you do, put "America's" in front of it and people will consider you an expert. "America's Adult Book Store Janitor".
rickroyal:
With the obvious downside of no external genitalia. Not sure it's worth the tradeoff.
kas:
not even fliberty gibbert?
i imagine it would have its ups and downs to be pantsless
but
at least porky keeps his shit shaved?
i imagine it would have its ups and downs to be pantsless
but
at least porky keeps his shit shaved?
Someone just gave me a pack of Skittles Fizzl'd Fruits. I don't know who came up with the idea for these, but they should only be served through a glory hole. I don't ever want to feel a warm fizzle sensation on my tongue again. Unless a lot of cash is involved...
kas:
TA-DA , crap , i dont think it worked :/