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The Discarded Set Lady in Waiting is UP! I have never used Adobe Photoshop before so my apoologies in advance for the Hack Job on the shots. I got raw footage and this was what I personally felt I could salvage out of 277+ shots. I just didn't feel capable of 'shopping the rest. This was the theme. I made the robe myself and the...
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diaboliquedoll:
Wonderful photos. And I love the new haircolor... being that it is also mine smile LOL, I dyed mine a few days ago, then took a look at your profile and realized that we both must have been hit with the cherry red fever.
gayballs:
hey, I love your butt
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Well I went and did it. I coloured my hair bright cherry red. Or "hot lava" as the hairstylist called it. Sorry it took awhile to post this. Been having some eye probllems. This pic isn't very good but its the only one I have right now of the new colour! Took it after a long day out running errands and such! Let me know...
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kattrinak:
miss You!!

Happy Valentine's Day!!
gayballs:
I'm sick again, which makes me think of you.
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Oh gods have I been having these kinds of days latelylllll Here's a real chuckler for all of you.


Why I fired My Secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel
very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my
wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
birthday!", and possibly have a present
for me.

As it turned out,...
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ginary:
long time no speak how are you? kiss kiss kiss kiss
kattrinak:
I MISS YOU!!! kiss
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Overheard by a ten year old....(may I never have this conversation with my kid!!!)

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick
heading out the...
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chaotica:
Bahahaha
nikonphoto80:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best one so far.
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New Friend on SG
Hey everyone, my friend has just joined SG, his nic is Jakehillz74. If you can, give him some love and say hi. He's super cool, amazingly sexy and has a great mind, sense of humour and is an all around amazing guy. He's also thinking about becomiing an SB model!!! Let him know that SterlingRose sent you his way to make...
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ginary:
tell him to email me and Ill add him kiss kiss
rigel:
you have such an optimistic outlook, i love it smile
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MUFFINS!!!

Two muffins are in an oven baking.
One muffin says to the other muffin, is it just me or is it hot in here?
The other muffin screams, "OH MY GOD ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"



hee hee hee.
Sterling
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silencia:
Haha. Thanks, sweets. We will totally play monopoly someday. You still have to teach me how to play chess too wink
avidity:
hehehe! that was funny. i miss ya sweetie! kiss kiss kiss
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Here's another funny for you all.....
SAD NEWS

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty...
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silencia:
Aww. I loved your comment on my set! You always write the nicest things to me. Hun, you rock! kiss
cerra:
Thanks for making me smile today! That was just awesome!

Wanted to just pop in to say HEY and hope you are doing well.Thanks for listening to me and your advice.

Mucho kisses...also check out my new practice shoot called "Flashback" in my profile....it is a practice shoot for my SG one that won't be too too long now! I am moving in 4 days...will be arriving at my new home in a week and will be contacting the SG photog that is interested in me when I get there!

Hope all is well....and hope to hear from you!

Ceridwen kiss
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The Priest and The Hairdryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm
afraid they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you...
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ginary:
thanks for your sweet writings!! love love love
nikonphoto80:
that was cute. smile
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Rules of Drunk Dialing (and texting!!!) (A new submission from my friend Killian)

LOOK AT THE BOTTOM FOR THE UPDATES IN RED!!!

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false
advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't
remember it, it didn't happen.

3. If you are going to drunk dial a family...
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metta:
hahaa I thought this would be perfect to post in your Blog as well as my own.. This is an Excerpt from The Idiots Girls' Action Adventure Club by Laurie Notaro

an excerpt from a short essay entitled The Useless Black Bra and the Stinkin'-Drunk Twelve Step Program

The Stinkin'-Drunk Twelve Step Program

Step 1 : The Call of The Drink
It beckons you, you simply answers it. Its sounds like a good idea, it feels right, but you decide you will not go too far.

Step 2: Economics

If funds are low, and you don't have an entire paycheck to blow, you must decide whether to do the Poor Man's Drunk (I.E, drinking on a completly empty stomach) or if there is some possiblitity that you can con others into providing for you.

Step 3: The Suitable Drinking Partner

Finding the approroate person may sometimes prove a little difficult, but a sensible chioce has no substitute. You must be careful not to choose a beginner, because you will inevitably end up taking care of them and wiping up body fluids, but you also must not be careful not to choose someone who will be functioning well enough when you pass out to stick hot dogs down your pants or cement your eyes shut with toothpaste.

Step 4: The Click of the Ice, the Crack of the Tab

The first sip that holds beautiful promises, the intial lick of the lips that christens the inebriation that lies patiently ahead. The drinker begins to feel at ease, shredding the sober skin in thicker flakes after each and every drink. ( The next eight steps can follow in rapid succession or may occur simultaneously)

Step 5: Sad Reminiscing

" I don't care if I saw him naked on the couch with that girl who works at Dairy Queen, I know he really loved me. Why did he leave me? Why? Can anyone tell me why?" The most worthless step of the entire twelve. It usually concerns realationships and can lead to Potentially hazardous DWI- Dialing While Intoxicated-which entails calling everyone you ever dated, since you are convinced that it is a completely excellent idea.

Step Six: Wanting to Get Naked and Asking Strangers to Do the Same

Usually done after the DWI has already taken place, and the drinker has been rejected again.

Step 7: Math

You start figuring out how many hours it will be until you will have to be fully functioning again. " I can sleep fifteen more minutes if i skip a shower." " I'll wear what I am wearing now and won't have to waste time looking for something clean."

Step 8: " It's Ten 'Till One" Inventory

A quick assesment that no matter how much liqour you have, it will not be enough and you must get more, and NOW, because it is the most important mission you will ever embark on in your life.

Step 9 : Let's Get a Snack Too.

A journey to a drive-thru, because you are much too drunk to sit in a restaurant, though you are ok to drive. Purchase twenty dollars worth of fast-food that will most likely reappear in an altogether different form before sunrise. You will eat things at this point that you would not normally feed your dog, like convience store franks or three-for-a-dollar tacos.

Step 10: I Love Being Me

You are witty. You begin to feel beautiful, sexy and thin. You really want to be naked now, and just about everybody is looking good. You will not think twice about sticking your tongue down a strangers' throat in a room full of a hundred people. You may also feel the need to tell assorted people that you love them, and this is a good indication that you should probably go home.

Step 11: Invisibility

You believe that you are invisible and you can do things that will bear no witness, like peeing in a bush or puking on the sidewalk. It is at this point that you will not remember the last thing you said or that you decided that the street looks like a very good place to sit down.


Step 12 :The Complete Loop

You lose the ability to communicate, with the exception of nodding your head. Also evaporated is the decision-making process, all of your oney, the use of your limbs, and, quite thankfully, your conciousness.


Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club is copyrighted By Laurie Notaro 2002
Published By Random House INC...

*****Just convering my ass******** I love her books so much I just dont want to be sued.. LOL
kattrinak:
I DON'T CARE, THE MAN IS STILL SMOKIN' HOT, AND I'D RISK BURNING IN HELL FOR 15 MINUTES!!

eeek shocked eeek

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PURINA DOG CHOW DIET!!!!!
I have a Mutt mix dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,...
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labelleariel:
Well I am glad that you got things straightened out with your photographer. I know I'm not the only one dying to see some SterlingRose boobies! hehehe. We're all rootin for you to go pink! kiss
lobster_mobster:
Dude, that's one of the best anecdotes EVAR.

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And I want to meet Killian... *drool*
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INNER PEACE!!!!!! For all you nutjobs out there who can't finish anything here's some miracle help!! Happy Holidays

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner
peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "the...
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diaboliquedoll:
Hmmm... I have a bottle of tequila and some sugar cookies that I have yet to finish off. Ahhh the yummy road to inner peace smile
ginary:
ha I posted this on myspace before too funny! biggrin smile
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Old Cherokee Wisdom.....something from one of my soulmates

TWO WOLVES:
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy,sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

The other is Good. It...
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cassy:
i hope you're having a great holiday SR smile you kick ass.
kattrinak:
whooo..needed to hear that. thanks Darlin'..xoxo kiss