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I am having a conversation about porn in binary code!!
- I don't know which part of that sentence is more exciting. But I know I'm a huge nerd.
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Dear Body,

Kindly stop irritating my urinary tract. It fucking HURTS.

No love,
Star
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The doctor said my osteoma, which I've dubbed Boner because I'm mentally five years old, is completely harmless and unlikely to grow any further. It certainly isn't caused by my antidepressants. And if I ever feel like it IS growing (it's not necessarily reassuring when you're doctor says BUT IF, but still) I just go back to the doctor and he'll send me back to...
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harlet:
Good luck with you Boner! hehe Im mentally 6yrs old. lol
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Hello blog, did you miss me?

Had my doctor's appointment yesterday - I have what I presume is a benign tumor aka an extra bit of bone growing from my 2nd neck vertebra inwards (hence the bump at the back of my throat). My friend the internet says it's an 'osteoma' and there ain't nothing to be worried about or done about it (unless it...
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snottlebocket:
I think this is the bit where I stand around horrified with a lowered banner, not sure whether it's time to wave it yet.
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So. I went to the doctor and it turns out I have a cyst in the back of my throat. surreal
My doctor seemed very excited when she wrote me a referal to the ear- nose- & throat doctor,
claiming 'she was very curious to see what it was!'. Yeah, so am I, bitch, but meanwhile it's in
my throat, isn't it?

ps Thank you for...
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Anyone got any life changing tips for a 27-year old who can't seem to graduate, make enough money or keep her family together?

I'm just throwing it outthere.

xo
colinthemute:
keep your head up. and meditate. that's all i've got.
snottlebocket:
Honestly... just do it. I procastrinated far too long back in school until one day something just snapped in me and I was sick of it. I managed to do 2 years worth of schoolwork in 4 months just to get my credit and graduated.

You just need to find something to convince yourself you're sick of this shit, something to get the ball rolling and things usually sort themselfs out from there.
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

(um... yeah. Nothing reflective/introspective to add here)
pservin69:
happy birthday!
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I'm back, apparently!

Someone was kind enough (angelic, lovely, generous and gorgeous) to reactivate my account for some reason, and here I am. To whomever it was (I have a suspicion): thank you! I wasn't thinking about coming back really, but the gift of naked boobs is always good and you know, gift horses and mouths and all that.
Seriously, I appreciate it. Thanks!
colinthemute:
welcome back!

actually...someone reactivated MY account too, yet decided to remain anonymous. quite a mystery.

and yes, naked boobs....enough said.
djnick:
Funny how often I see the combination: having a boyfriend and loving boobs. wink
(surely for the boyfriend a better combinatin than having a bf and loving male bodyparts) smile