I woke up late last night after dozing off (as you do after consuming a large lasagne) only to find that the wife had scrolled all over my precious body. The scripts and pictorials appeared to be random in their arrangement although the word "BAB" had been plastered in semi-permanent marker to my head. A smile had been drawn from ear to ear very comparable to that of kakihara from Ichi the killer, the only redeeming features were the love hearts across my chest and a large novel about a 1890's family living in Cleveland that she had created on my penis. Anywho we had a session, which she described as intense and went to bed. Today we went shopping for more household items, mainly kitchen utensils. I was looking forward to the event but alas the lol monster spoiled it all, no matter there is always tomorrow and were of to the brown cow for a drinky poo, which is well deserved for me!!!
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And whatchu talkin bout foo'?? I didn't use a semi-permanent marker to write "bab" on your head... twas only a biro! I'm surprised you didn't wake up during my creative spurt! I was laughing quite loudly in your ear at one point and then I started gibbering shite to see if youd talk to me in your sleep! Hehe
I quite liked the whole Kakihara smile I added to your face. Shame you had to go and wash it off And as for the novel, Id be lucky if I could write three vowels on your winky! Lmao, only joking, Id rather leave that well alone. Maybe if I want to re-write the dictionary Ill pick it up
Anyways Drinks tomorrow! Yay! \o/ Cheerio mlady
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