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This blog is about to go from awkward to STEADILY AWKWARD



Today i kissed her and didnt know what to do. my hands move around like theyre trying to find a new place to live but nothing fits them. Its fucking disgusting. I dont know her boundaries and she takes NO CONTROL whatsoever. Im waiting for her to...
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kittybot:
fair enough ;]

that's how i feel about Muse, and Coheed and Cambria.
rambo:
Even though the masturbation comment was probably unnecessary and possibly made her a little upset & uncomfortable, I understand where you're coming from.

Believe it or not, I've been in the same situation with dudes before.
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ITS NEW BLOG TIME..... ITT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
I hate children... I mean. ONE would assume a video game store is relatively devoid of them BUT NO They are ALWAYS THERE. BY THEMSELVES... I had to help a TWO YEAR OLD Find their crack smoking douche appointment having mom. AAHHHH FUCKING RETAIL...
Resident Evil 5 comes out this Thursday and Im...
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qbug:
You're kidding me, right? Silly boy.

Also, that was a pretty cute story too.
qbug:
Yeah, I hear you're supposed to have a piercer remove it for you if you want it out.
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I hate Seth.
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cassy:
lol it was about the
whole "lol psw" thing biggrin remmeber now?
cassy:
right i can see where you're coming from the grammar and such, lol it's funny tho comeon. lolcats is like the stupidest thing ever created, so stupid it's funny biggrin anyhow.....i said "do me" remember?
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Big D and The Kids table is my savior right now.
bza:
shining on was my song for summer 08.
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Y'know whats hard,


Writing music. Im like WTF! I wish i had somebody to bounce ideas off with, otherwise I think all my material is fucking trash.
bza:
i can play triangle in a band with you.

or spoons.





or cowbell.
just like will ferrell.

just throwin it out there.
xbradx:
i know exactly how you feel.
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FaceBook part duh.
SG, Im leaving it when it expires. updates will become less frequent. I have a new roomate whose a bartender. I miss my best friend and committed relationships are scary.

seriously. how are you guys.
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funkyphantom:
dude
funkyphantom:

Happy valintines day brah
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Karma. I cant tell if its a real thing, or if its something I use as an excuse to punish myself for things I have no control over. Its probably just that. An excuse. Its my nephews second birthday This saturday and HOPEFULLY i will see my brother, whom I havent seen since I was about 12. so 7 years. I really want him to...
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rubix:
hahaha you know it!!! wink
funkyphantom:
I hope I get it in the mail, I need it.

If you have a line of communication with steven sometime soon, ask him whats up
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Today was my dads birthday and I got him a star wars birthday card.
I cant tell if Im the worst son on the planet or just really impulsive.
Probably a bit of both. But It was pretty nice, HOWEVER, It made me wonder what lies in store for me. What kind of dad will I be. In this day and age I wonder what...
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funkyphantom:
Fuck that

You filthy CUMDUMPSTER
funkyphantom:
Dude so my dad was making room on the home computer and he took all my stuff and burned it on some DVDs

I found an entire folderof Ronnie cordovas

I lold hard


also cumdumpster
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You know what I hate. People with "astrological sign" tattoos. Or anything that deals with some sort of pre-determined idea of somebodies personality. Its like. Here, I will tattoo somebody elses idea of who I am supposed to be determined by myth and lore. I dont know I DO NOT understand it, what is that for? theres no story behind it, its not beautiful artwork....
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getfighted:
Exactly!
elisabeth:
I'm so pleased to know that I am actually hated by random people on the internet.

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viking:
Oh, ok. I can threaten to draw you too, you know!!!
nateh:
Dag yo, I can't even draw stick figures. Stick porn however...

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Yeah, I can't do that either.