Mmm... fresh and fruity. That's how someone described me today, and I kinda liked it.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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misshavok:
Waxwork...LOVE IT!!!!
misshavok:
Valley Girl is one of my favorite movies. I adore Deborah. Just watched Real Genius the other day and yep.....she's in that too.
So I was somehow convinced by a co-worker to join myspace. For some stupid reason I decided I'd look at my school and see if there was anyone I remembered. And... well... I was reminded of just how much I hated high school. It really was just a truly awkward time for me and I'm so glad it's over. I can't imagine high school being...
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corporatespy:
btw wtf WAS on that dude's shirt? He looks like one of the extras from the enema scene they cut from the final release of brokeback mountain or something.
hitokiridragon:
Sounds like you're describing goatse.
I haven't been posting much because the new format still confuses me. I fail the internet.
My cats have this new thing... they keep torturing and killing small animals (field mice, lizards, etc). My oldest (and most emotionally disturbed) cat is the ringleader. She'll bring her find into my room in the middle of the night, cry until I get up and acknowledge her as...
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My cats have this new thing... they keep torturing and killing small animals (field mice, lizards, etc). My oldest (and most emotionally disturbed) cat is the ringleader. She'll bring her find into my room in the middle of the night, cry until I get up and acknowledge her as...
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corporatespy:
Especially since it increases the likelyhood of zombie lizards 
corporatespy:
If I told you how the spying was going, the spying wouldn't be going quite so well as it was! But lets just say... you underestimate the sneakiness
How about you? the shining going well? Or perhaps the staring?
How about you? the shining going well? Or perhaps the staring?
corporatespy:
Going to say the same thing I said to Dennis Rodman... high heels give an unfair dunking advantage! I mean c'mon that should be against NBA rules! 
tired.frustrated.restless.tense.anxious.naive.irresponsible.hot.mindless.
Yep... that's right.
I think there must be something wrong with being my age and still wishing I could move back in with my mom but I can't put my finger on what it is just now.
I feel lonely because I can't grow a garden and there are no summer bugs to keep me company. No cicadas, no crickets, no bullfrogs. Only the...
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Yep... that's right.
I think there must be something wrong with being my age and still wishing I could move back in with my mom but I can't put my finger on what it is just now.
I feel lonely because I can't grow a garden and there are no summer bugs to keep me company. No cicadas, no crickets, no bullfrogs. Only the...
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This whole working thing is really getting in the way of my drinking.
Someone I know once made that comment. He was being serious, which I find a bit sad and a whole lot humorous. He was also prone to living in rented storage sheds, "borrowing" (air quotes for that... it meant pawning) other people's DVDs, peeking into bedroom windows, and leaving a funny smell...
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Someone I know once made that comment. He was being serious, which I find a bit sad and a whole lot humorous. He was also prone to living in rented storage sheds, "borrowing" (air quotes for that... it meant pawning) other people's DVDs, peeking into bedroom windows, and leaving a funny smell...
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derelict:
Here here! You said it girl! 
I think everybody knows at least one guy like that.
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I think everybody knows at least one guy like that.
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corporatespy:
Shit, thats bad, I can relate to the work thing. LOL.
Kinda reminds me of my buddy Jeremy, we call him "The Couch Surfer" like he's some sort of super hero. He has his own apartment, but I don't think he's spent more than a week there in the last year. He prolly thinks its haunted, or something.
Shit... now I want a Guinness! DAMN YOU!
Kinda reminds me of my buddy Jeremy, we call him "The Couch Surfer" like he's some sort of super hero. He has his own apartment, but I don't think he's spent more than a week there in the last year. He prolly thinks its haunted, or something.
Shit... now I want a Guinness! DAMN YOU!
A Sad Child
You're sad because you're sad.
It's psychic. It's the age. It's chemical.
Go see a shrink or take a pill,
or hug your sadness like an eyeless doll
you need to sleep.
Well, all children are sad
but some get over it.
Count your blessings. Better than that,
buy a hat. Buy a coat or pet.
Take up dancing to forget.
Forget...
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You're sad because you're sad.
It's psychic. It's the age. It's chemical.
Go see a shrink or take a pill,
or hug your sadness like an eyeless doll
you need to sleep.
Well, all children are sad
but some get over it.
Count your blessings. Better than that,
buy a hat. Buy a coat or pet.
Take up dancing to forget.
Forget...
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corporatespy:
Dunno about you, but I don't like clowns in general. Unless they're zombie clowns who eat people... that works.
corporatespy:
hah its all good... I left that up there a bit longer than intended. Just gotta stop and give tribute to friends who fall along the way every once in a while.
You goin to The Omen on this lovely HOT AS HELL 6/6/6?
You goin to The Omen on this lovely HOT AS HELL 6/6/6?
So I'm in this hotel in Boca Raton, Florida (work travel).
Lovely place, and I got a great room with a fabulous view. The best thing is the music every night at the bar. It's these group of really old guys doing really bad cover songs really loudly "I Ain't Got Nobody" (not sure the real title) was what they were playing a minute ago,...
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Lovely place, and I got a great room with a fabulous view. The best thing is the music every night at the bar. It's these group of really old guys doing really bad cover songs really loudly "I Ain't Got Nobody" (not sure the real title) was what they were playing a minute ago,...
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cklarock:
Definately go for the laptop. Steph did mention you-- did she send you our way? I know she reads our journals, but don't know if we could pursuade her to join or not.
If you're in Tempe, how do you know S?
She and I went to grade school together!
Steph did mention you-- did she send you our way? I know she reads our journals, but don't know if we could pursuade her to join or not.
If you're in Tempe, how do you know S?
She and I went to grade school together!
So I finally got to check out Silent Hill. I liked it. Not as much as I'd hoped, but I liked it. I was surprised that my husband liked it as well as he did. Said it reminded him of the Hellraiser movies. I suppose I can see that. There were some really great scenes. Bad acting of course, but that's not really what turned...
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corporatespy:
Well... a few of em are getting married to people I like. One of em is getting married to an ex girlfriend... she's cool, but it's still awkward.
On the other hand, most are marrying controlling people who don't let em hang out with myself or the rest of our friends anymore. So... I can't imagine with them married they'll get any MORE freedom.
Regarding the co-workers...On top of asking em to squeel like a piggy... be sure to complement them. Things like, "Ya'll sure got a purdy mouth." heheh.
Man, speaking of Hellraiser... a guy had an almost EXACT replica of the pinhead coat in full leather at the Fetish Ball last Oct. 8. The guy had to be like 6'9" at LEAST. Creepy stuff.
Is it an Adam Sandler "omg I *AM* an asshole" realisation, or more of an affirmation ala Dennis Leary?
"I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)" - Dennis Leary
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On the other hand, most are marrying controlling people who don't let em hang out with myself or the rest of our friends anymore. So... I can't imagine with them married they'll get any MORE freedom.
Regarding the co-workers...On top of asking em to squeel like a piggy... be sure to complement them. Things like, "Ya'll sure got a purdy mouth." heheh.
Man, speaking of Hellraiser... a guy had an almost EXACT replica of the pinhead coat in full leather at the Fetish Ball last Oct. 8. The guy had to be like 6'9" at LEAST. Creepy stuff.
Is it an Adam Sandler "omg I *AM* an asshole" realisation, or more of an affirmation ala Dennis Leary?
"I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)" - Dennis Leary
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turbox:
Been an asshole for many a year but at least Ive acheived pro status..oxymorons we all can be aint it true.,,Dig the breast and butt pics but what do ya look like?
Please don't take the toilet paper off the roll and leave it out of my reach. I realize I'm out-numbered... 4 boys and 1 girl. Please humor me on this. Drip dry doesn't work well for me. K? Thx!
Oh, and I think I have a rotten tooth, which makes me very sad. Extremely sensitive to cold or heat. Can't drink a drink without it...
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Oh, and I think I have a rotten tooth, which makes me very sad. Extremely sensitive to cold or heat. Can't drink a drink without it...
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shambles:
those are SEXYYYY!
Yes. walking sexy librarian ladylike in heels makes me feel the best.
Silly shoes.
Yes. walking sexy librarian ladylike in heels makes me feel the best.
Silly shoes.
corporatespy:
You could have damaged the enamel or something too. Try the toothpaste for sensitive teeth or whatever, i've had issues all my life but my teeth are fine. Though, I'd reccomend just knuckeling down and going to a dentist. Dentists are the devil, but looking like you live in the mountains of north Georgia and/or work at wafflehouse is an even worse fate.
What is it with the toiletpaper? one of my friends accidentily dropped the roll of toiletpaper into the sink and got it all soggy then set it back on the roll. HOW that happened, I have no idea. It sucks when its the last roll and you didn't realize it before hand.
What is it with the toiletpaper? one of my friends accidentily dropped the roll of toiletpaper into the sink and got it all soggy then set it back on the roll. HOW that happened, I have no idea. It sucks when its the last roll and you didn't realize it before hand.