sexybitches

Oh mutha fucka...

life has been so fucked up lately, but I'm not even going to go there. but let me just say, "bitches be crazy and shit"

I'm so done. People fuckinng suck and everyone can lick my nuts





but on a happier note, I have the day off and I'm going to have a good day today. I think I'll try to convince...
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life is good lately. nothing too interesting. the birthday party was fun. and last night i went out to hang out with a friend in SF. very fun. strangely enough, i'm really excited about finishing my taxes. i should be getting the best refund i've ever had and it's all thanks to TurboTax. And now I can't stop thinking about ways to get more money...
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My birthday party was this weekend... SO MUCH FUN!!!!!
We partied for twelve hours. it was awesome : ) So many goddamn people came. Most would come, stay for an hour, and leave. I was running around all spun and distracted - it was so hectic. overall, there were way too many people. Also, I think i prefer to be just drunk because that's when...
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My birthday was yesterday and I had so much FUN!!!!! It was awesome. I went out to the bar with my friends and got super drunk. I got all free drinks so I was wasted. I remember drinking a cosmo, a surfer on acid, a miketini, and newcastle, etc. anyway, we went by my friend's bar and there was this hilariously drunk dude there from...
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I'm really getting excited. My birthday is in only five more days now. I can't wait. My friend is coming tomorrow (and suggestions on cool bars/events/entertaining places to go?)
Then I think my whole family is coming on saturday, which is so weird. The only time my whole family has come to visit was for my college graduation. They also came for my high school...
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class sucked ass. blah!
now I'm watching Dr. 90210 so totally nasty and amazing. i absoloutely love these gory surgery shows. awesome.

my birthday is in only SIX more days now!!! yippee : ) my friend terreca is coming on thursday. also very exciting. her birthday is in february so we'll have a sort of joint party.

I'm talking to this super hot chick that...
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oh my goodness. last night was so much fun : ) i went to this club in the city with my bf and another friend and we saw blood wrestling. it was totally awesome. so completely random but fun. there was a funny guy in a thong dancing on a platform and then half-naked girls and a couple guys who ended up wrestling in the...
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Yippee! My birthday is in only twelve days. i'm so excited, I'm enjoying lowfat mint chip frozen yogurt. gotta get ready to go to the gym. But I feel so lazy!!!!
I have a grievance. It seems like everybody is over SG. I guess I'm going to have to recruit some of my friends to join because all my SG friends are being BORING!!! It's...
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I am so excited about my birthday at the end of the month. i love birthdays, especially my own! ha ha ha!!! i want a special dinner and then a party with a keg of newcastle (my favorite) and billions of friends. and naked girls, of course. but i'm still working on that. a girl can dream, right?
anyway, here's another funny picture
i still...
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The party was really fun but I haven't taken the time to post any of those pictures yet. It was a little crazy but more mellow than usual. I drank too much. But new years has passed so it's boring.
The newest, most exciting thing that's happening is that I am cutting my hair tomorrow : ) I like this hair place - they always...
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