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I LOOOOVE the Levi commercial with the kids who jump into the ocean!!
Loooove it.

Fucking finally its get put up on YouTube
Yeah, this one
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barny:
i was making the last one up., i dont like ice cream very much
walace:
hey sweetie what's new?
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I LOOOOVE the Levi ad with the two kids on the pier who jump into the ocean.
Loooove it!
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I used to believe I had no game, well, I don't know how to say how wrong I was apparently. Turns out I'm just retarded with girls unless their hands actually go down my pants and pull me to a dark corner by my junk.

Example.
Me, watching the room for good candid event shots. I eye the cute puerto rican girl across the room....
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leopold:
LOL....dude you have no idea how many times that has happen to me, I am a total social retard, especially when it comes to chicks, if my wife hadnt walked up to me at the show we met at Id still be single and spending all my money at strip clubs....

i feel your pain biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
barny:
i wish hot people pulled me into the corner by my junk

doesnt happen much. it sucks

i was thinking of dragging someone else into the corner by their junk. but then i just got scared that there junk wasnt in the mood :|
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Heat can do it to me in a bad way, especially with no weed to alleviate the pain.
Heat and humidity can REALLY do it t me.

However, it has lead me to create a new (though likely its not new) mixed drink.
I call it a Hard Priest.

1 part Grape juice (not white grape juice)
1 part Citrus Vodka

Serve over ice in...
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trypode:
I was living in the south of France for 20 years, I never like the hot sun... Good luck!
The cocktail sounds great!
And nice shot too!
leopold:
my new drink in hot weather is sagria, i drank like a whole pitcher got pretty schnockered with no hangover hoorah...and very refreshing plus you get your daily supply of vitamin C
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tiger:
Fantastic shot.

It's your image watermark away.
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So, Friday after getting out of work, I get back to my bike, which I always park in the parking structure where I work cause its safer (right?); and find it on it's side.

I'd seen it fine only 30 minutes earlier. I call security, they call the cops . . . long story short we end up reviewing the security camera footage (its was...
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magpie:
I would fucking kill
tmronin:
coming to LA in june...we drinking this time?

woo!

oh my...i would step on necks if someone fucked up my bike like that....grrrr....
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Well, I suppose its finally time for a new post.

What was missed . . .

Nov. 28th: My birthday

Got lots of good stuff, best was eBay gift cards

Dec 25th: Christmas

Got lots of good stuff, best was eBay gift cards (echo, echo echo, echooo . . .)

January 1st: New Years

Nothing really, my friend flaked on me (as expected), so...
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_jordan_:
Show tomorrow, you ready?
_brody_:
You look familiar, why is this?
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I can't help but laugh my ass off at this.
I think this was the (well ok, the second, episode the got me to finally like the show) first episode I liked.

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tatianadanielle:
No no no, silly me, I guess you don't know that I am visiting the USA tongue
tatianadanielle:
Its okay, not may people know tongue
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Tooooooo much photoshopping . . .left, too much photoshopping left.

Recently was able to assist Alan Amato again, fun stuff. Check him out here.
That's about all time for updating.

My real name is Kurt.
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elleseven:
Kurt seems to fit, but I will always think of you as SEXDWARF!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

and pretend you are my sexdward wink

guitargeek:
Did you ever bob your subframe?
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There aren't enough hours in the day, and there aren't enough days in the week.

There also aren't enough fucking hairstylists who need to build their portfolio, however there are plenty of models and MUAs. Argh.


I need to take time to sit down and do this for real, but that time is not now.

Yesterday was Christina Milian. She a very cool girl and...
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rose_red:
Senor Futanari?! That's the best!!!
Ahaha... hippos. They look like burn victims. Not cute, but way cute in a sad, I love you because you need it, way.
Why are you looking for a hairstylist?
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Need time to collect all my dates together for a real post soon.

Its been an awesome week, I could have as many as 5 tearsheets coming my way, for assisting, but who cares. Not me.
Yesterday we (me & Mark) were at LRG for 944. Sweet offices, they've got office BMX bikes and a giant Wing Zero. Not my style clothing...
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_jordan_:
Dude, it would kick ass if you start kicking into the fetish competition. Your photography rocks.
_jordan_:
Update your blog you awesome hairy genius!! tongue