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“Zen is just another slave philosophy. Like all Eastern religions. Give up your ego and reach a higher plane. You know what the higher plane is? It’s where you’re finally content to sit on your knees and never look up unless it’s to kiss the tax-collector’s ass. And if you ask why? Hey! That makes you a linear-thinking ego-haver! You don’t want to be one...
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"I lost my little round Jewish hat!

It blew away — just like that!

I forgot to wear the little clip

Now it’s swingin’ down the Soho strip!"

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So then it became the “Home of Dangerous Theater” and every production we did was pretty much a new play about people in square relationships who end up having strange sex with partners they later have to kill.

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Paul meets comedian Bangalore Springfield at the first day of shooting Litte Round Jewish Hat.

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Paul takes us back to the night of his argument with Junior, and relates a peculiarly-relevant sex fantasy about his therapist, Jessica.

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Now ladies... if my ranting has offended think but this and all is mended...

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I wriggled my eyes like Groucho Marx, like I was telling her if she played her cards right she might get her cunt opened extra deep later on, but that wasn’t going to happen and she knew it.

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After meeting up with Parp at Starbucks, Paul heads home for his weekly evening with the Fam.

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You can talk to me

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

If you're lonely you can talk to me.

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