scoffee

my subscription runs out at the end of the month...

never trust a girl that doesnt masturbate

she's sending me sexy pictures. we're talking about watching movies all day when she gets back from florida. this makes me happy.

so i broke up with my previous girlfriend and i started dating a new girl. sometimes i feel like an ass for moving too fast.

its fucking snowing today.
its fucking april.
what the fucking fuck?

two things i need right now:

1 a shit ton of beer.
2 friends to hang out with

things i have from previous list:
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why do i always set myself up like this? i new this would happen.

i just love chubby girls.