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To the best of my recollection:


IT'S not fate, or chance

just some money in the bank

burn the devils, gather their bricks

Drive them into the fire, the bloody pricks.



It's a screaming mess

And I am the prisoner.
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scheisskopf:
Ha! I told you there would be some kind of humble image modification. That's part of the formula.



Even a dumbass like myself knows the difference between being "sorry" and getting caught:



Sorry you got caught. Now put your stupid little Nikey hat back on, grab your little golf club, and shut the fuck up.

user8935778:
Wait. You don't smoke crack?!
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drty_fckn_btch:
Ur too old to be single, dude!!!!!! kiss
user8935778:
I had a crazy fuckin dream about you last night. It was crazy. CRAZY.
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-edit-

(way too much booze on that one.)
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siv:
kiss
user8935778:
I love when you write drunken rants. But someone still didnt send me a birthday box. I'll fucking overlook it because you have a kid. And you named her after moi. So I guess.. that was birthday present enough.
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fuck it:




1.22.10- Vegas


Unless youre riding a mobility scooter
Its not really that much of an adventure

Goofy is King
Its a money thing
The vast dragnet efficiently synopsizes living
The goal being a fat chance at posthumous acknowledgement

Funny how information and its availability
Along with ever-multiplying options
Have sapped the imagination

Salute and dilute, yall!
Alas! Im the greatest pretender.
The reluctant...
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bexi:
Oh, too late. Just got back to Berlin today. But I took pictures of my new homies.

Im an errant dinosaur (...). <-Best line Ive read today.

lizfitts:
love love love

I'm gonna be HERE & also THERE. More info to come.....

(Ed to add, "there" looks kinda lame... "here" will be where it's at.)

Thanks for your thanks, dear. You made my (heretofore kinda lousy) day.

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This town is really not that much of an adventure unless you're riding a mobility scooter, I suppose.

EL SUICIDO LOCO
celta:
I always wanted to have such a scooter!
jena:
Thank you so much...happy to bring lusty enjoyment. smile
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Boy was I housed last night.

Please take all comments/messages with a big grain of salt.



XoX
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s_eldorado:
WHY NO SURREAL INTOXICATED COMMENTS FOR ME!???

/jealous

Happy Holidays brother.
bexi:
knock, knock. whats up shithead? biggrin
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No more self-pity nonsense.

I apologize for my previous behaviour. I'm wiping the slate clean. Way down in Mex tonight, and unapologetic as fuck.





RED ANGEL DRAGNET

GHETTO DEFENDANT




I never fuck up. I have no problems, aside from this sinus infraction.
I'm not going anywhere. Kiss my lily-white ass.

This ain't San Tropez. Es este Baja California.

See you around, kiddies.
ARRR!!!

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s_eldorado:
Have a fantastic trip man. Way jealous.
toothpickmoe:
Don't get arrested.
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No backsliding tonighgt.

So far away, shifted, and thrilled



NOBODY LOSES ALL THE TIME.




Wish you all were here.

And when are we gonna have this party, anyhow?
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toothpickmoe:
It's a party every day.
bexi:
where is the party?
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What the hell is "art sleaze", anyway?


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celta:
I don't even know the term. wink
bexi:
I am too lazy to google around it.
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If Miles Davis hadn't been such a dick, I sure would enjoy his music more.



Not that he would be concerned about that. Just contributing my two bits, as it were.
ARRR!!!






And don't forget: Four is the bewitching hour. From whence we slide fast into Pumpkin mode.
skull
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s_eldorado:
Hit me with an appropriate address for this round!
celta:
Thank you! I needed that second robot so badly - I really didn't like the asymmetric look of my legs! biggrin
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Gosh.


My SG just doesn't feel like my SG anymore, know what I mean?

When Toothpick-motherfucking-Moe gets around to explaining to me (now that he's finally figured it out) how to navigate this hairy obstacle course between Scylla and Charybdis, I'll be rejoining you all on a regular basis.


I know you're worried. Don't panic. I'm just trying to figure out which friend of mine's...
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bexi:
gosh, what is happening here, what is it with everyone!? SHITE! tongue

I told madame above ^ that I am not happy about this. mad
But at least summer is still a bit away...and who knows what will be in a couple of month. I could also just buy her a gift account. I dont want all the cool porno dicks/chicks to leave!




mike:
I hide that mini bar shit.