Hello beautiful people.
You might know I'm a collector of Transformers figures and a few months ago I pre-ordered this guy:
He's due late this month. Ten year old me would have loved this.
@penny @missy
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Hello beautiful people.
You might know I'm a collector of Transformers figures and a few months ago I pre-ordered this guy:
He's due late this month. Ten year old me would have loved this.
@penny @missy
Hello beautiful people. This blog is about a favourite dirty joke.
Here's one I prepared earlier.
A teacher, a priest and a lawyer are travelling together on the Titanic, when the ship hits the iceberg and begins to sink.
The teacher says, "We have to save the women and children."
The lawyer says, "Fuck the women and children."
And the priest says, "Do we have...
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Hello beautiful people.
In the last year, I've been collecting Transformers figures.
As a child, I loved the Generation 1 (G1) cartoon. In the 80s, cartoons were essentially half-hour ads for toys but The Transformers actually had some decent writing.
I'm old-school in my collecting - mostly new versions of the original characters. None of this live action movie malarkey.
@missy @penny
Yes, that's Rumble
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Hello beautiful people.
This is a tough one.
There's the obvious ones like Tatooine but the whole planet's a freaking desert.
Hoth? It's a freaking ice cube.
Dagobah? Giant swamp.
Endor? The forest looks neat.
Ditto Yavin IV.
Alderaan? I think we all know how that goes.
Ultimately I would probably go with Coruscant. The whole planet's essentially a giant city. But it lacks green...
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Hello beautiful people.
When I was a wee lad, I absolutely loved a bit of anime. At the risk of showing my age, these were my favourites.
Robotech (Macross in Japan)
A massive alien ship crash lands on Earth and Earth's defence forces use the alien technology to create advanced transforming mecha.
And I love me some transforming mecha.
Years later, the aliens known as...
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I really appreciate women with a sense of humour so here's to @megamelz
Love the dad jokes.
@vivianbliss
The memes.
Finally @thorafable for posting in the Silliness group.
Never change, ladies.
@penny @missy
Hello SG Land.
Having lived in Australia my whole life, I would love to visit the US and do all the traditional touristy activities.
Check out the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls, the national Republican Convention.
I kid.
But Vegas? Yes please.
@penny @missy
Greetings, I am Optimus Prime. A merry Christmas and happy and safe new year is the right of all sentient beings.
Out of my way, Prime! Attention puny flesh creatures! By order of the mighty Galvatron, f*ck off and die, Putin!
Been a little while since I did the Blog Homework but here is my This Or That.
Hot Cocoa
Sets in striped socks
Fake tree
Multicolored lights though keeping the cat away would be problematic
Gingerbread house
Elf
As for what Suicide Girl I would like under the tree...all of them?
Sure. On the proviso I'm paid in American dollars. Convert that to Australian currency and I'm rich.
Not really.
I figure I can drive my car through the main gates and sleep in the car with the doors locked.
@penny @missy