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Apparently Ron Jeremy's new party buddy is... Kevin Federline's mother! This makes such perfect sense, words fail.
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It's too brief to post as a story, but how much do I love the list of this season's guest stars on "Nip/Tuck": Larry Hagman (who's definitely some real-life work done), Richard Chamberlain (ditto), Peter Dinklage, Melissa Gilbert (her too), Brooke Shields, Rosie ODonnell, and Catherine Deneuve (still stunning). Some more details:

* Brooke Shields will return as Julians psychiatrist, but with a problem of...
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alyk:
Dude, I swear people are driving me bonkers in the Mel Gibson thread.
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Amid my usual news-trolling, I came across this headline on CNN.com, which I imagine was fun for that copywriter to come up with: Severed Hand Found in Nude Dancer's Home.

Apparently, a stripper in New Jersey is fond of collecting body parts, which actually isn't as disturbing as it sounds when you read the article. The hand was stored in in formaldehyde and everything. But...
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An epidemic of headbutting is sweeping over Europe. First came Zidane's infamous head butt during the World Cup final. Now a jockey in England is being investigated for heatbutting his horse before a race. Did the horse call the jockey's mother a dirty name?

I'm just hoping the craze comes to the United States. Preferably during the Teen Choice Awards, when Nick Lachey, girlfriend Vanessa...
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alyk:
Hey, Miss Pop-Pants! I saw this in the news group, so I just added the link to the story for you. I hope that's ok--I didn't want you to think I was just dicking around in your story!

And yeah, I hate all the costumes from the current Madonna tour. Fuck that feathered hair noise!
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NOOOO! I just read that Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have separated. And I'm strangely crushed. They just seemed so cute in their tattooed (his) and burlesque dancing (hers) bliss. Bummer.

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The chairman of Hooters passed away. No word yet on the cause - the mind boggles with possibilities.


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Favorite story of the day: Detective, His Burrito Snare Writing Prize

A California man has won a literary parody prize for the worst first sentence in an imaginary novel. The guy, a retired mechanical designer, came up with this gem:

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open...
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assh0le:
I'm with you on that one.
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I'm watching the new VH-1 show "World Series of Pop Culture." I'm simultaneously embarrassed and triumphant. Embarrassed (actually horrified) that I've retained so much useless trivia as to answer most of these questions. Triumphant that this knowledge is somehow rewarded on a stupid quiz show. And these contestants! Dude, how can you not know that Nick Nolte was in the movie "Hulk"? Or the guy...
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I hate to sound like an HBO infomercial, but they really are kicking ass on Sunday nights. Loving the "Deadwood":

1) That streetfight - Ick. In a good way
2) You go, Mrs. Ellsworth/Garrett. Nice to see a wild west booty call.
3) Best. Dialogue. Ever.

Almost makes me forgive the channel for two pieces of dreck: "Lucky Louie" and "The Comeback."