pissed

bah muther fucking humbug.

I'm a fierce mother fucker
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I'm deeply loyal
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I love immensely, care tremendously and loathe passionately
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I am a work in progress
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I do not strive for perfection but work towards contentment
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If I leave this earth having contributed to people's lives in a positive way, mission accomplished
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I can be a cocky asshole but I really try not...
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hey fellow SGers...you are now looking at the newest full time employee of the lab team at ****** ***** Hospital! I get to wear scrubs on the daily AND handle amputated body parts!! yeaaahhhhh!! (two things I can now check of my bucket list)

I'm drunk...

It's inevitable. You don't shower. You don't shave. You wear your "I'm comfortable and just want to dance clothes" and you'll meet a fine-ass, straight girl at the gay club that wants you to take her home and fuck her...sigh. Pimpin ain't ez.

so, somehow over the past week, I blinked and am dating a crazy bitch. She's hot though so I'll ride this train for a few more stops...

p.s. See you in Vegas Ginary...that's one chick who ain't crazy & i wouldn't kick outta bed!

I'm awake..no seriously, the post-apocolyptic break up blues are completely gone & I'm back in effect.

So many things (and by things I mean girls) I wanna do.

First up: GINARY

Hot stuff this woman is. See you in Vegas, sugar!

Second...SG crush:

BooMie omg. gulp. I seriously can't take it.

Third:
SFC here I come for a lil Bday celebration California style.

Man it's...
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insomnia sux.
I'd smoke but I quit.
I'd watch a movie but I've seen 'em all.
I'd take an ambien but I already did.
I'd go for a drive but my car's snowed in.
I'd read a book but nothing looks appealing.
I'd write but this drivel is all that I can produce in such a pseudo-zombie state.
insomnia sux.
the end.

so went to THE gay bar in Billings...there was like 12 people there. It was a-ight.
I'm goin again tonight as there is a big Adult Only Holiday show (benefitting Toys-for-Tots)..so what the hell, I'll take one for the team. I'm just that kind of girl.

Perhaps there'll be strippers there or at least some girls with all their teeth.

The most memorable part about...
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just got back from taste testing mint-chocolate and peanut butter fudge...mmmm I love friends that can cook.

P.S. only 18 more days till Seattle! Can't wait! Bring on the partay

First off this is a warning that these next few sentences are going to be Negative Nancy because that's who woke up in my bed this morning. If you are avoiding her, skip this blog and I promise, I won't tell her you dropped by.
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I just realized that this will be the first holiday season without my ex aka single & alone in...
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