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tryin to flip some video up in this sheet to show yalls what i been up to.

brb.


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i'm giving sg a genuine chance here on my third (or is it fourth?) time back, but it looks like i have only two or three friends left who update, the porn is nice but wont keep me paying for it, and all my favorite groups are ghost towns.

meh! what's a poor pirate to do?

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mrstitches:
My empathy box is in HD.
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is it strictly necessary the world be so turbulent?

i'm just saying. i'm kindof sick of being strapped to the mast here.



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robotsatemyhair:
I feel that way. Thank you for putting it so eloquently.
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here is my tumblr. i like having my own nonsensical pop-filter website.

i dont think i have any way to check the stats on that, which is the way i like it. it's also a bunch of shit that i can look back through and will reliably make me laugh.

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so, sg, what's your favorite way to kill a chicken?

i've got this rhode island red that is just a total fuckwad, really abuses the hens, and i'm ready to kill him. and, as many as i've killed, i've never really found a way that i especially like, that seems sufficiently humane. i guess cutting their heads off is classic, but in my experience, that's...
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pygmy:
the swinging method. not 100%, right, but go a little farther than you think you need to, and you won't have to deal with zombie chickens and you won't have as much mess about 70% of the time, anyway.
piracy:
the swinging is definitely a visceral experience. you really feel the bones separate in your hand. but too little swinging and you've got a flapping bird, and too much swinging and you've got a flapping bird. i guess it just takes some practice, damnit.

but i'll be glad to snap this rapists neck. he's turned the other rooster, a beautifull huge buff orpington into this huge jackass, i had to kick the fucker like five times in the head to keep him away from the door while i stole some of his food to feed the red, who is in isolation.

i was so sick of the constant chicken rape. it's turning me more feminist than animal rights-y. what can i say, sometimes i have to kick even chickens i LIKE in the face.


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today i built a 25x20x9 greenhouse with trash, staples and screws.

to be fair, WE built etc. i have some help.

pictures, to follow, i guess.


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here we are again. thank you mysterious benefactor.

i'm really way too busy to even look at porn.

well, yeah, no, maybe, but i am too busy to support another blog.

oh wait, i quit that last blog.

i am too busy to sit here and entertain you.

and yet. here i am.


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robotsatemyhair:
Piracy!
mrstitches:
Welcome back.
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sophronia:
i didn't get it at first...

Oh, but now I do.
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hastur:
Sweet. Are you familiar with the Open Source Ecology movement?
fynx:
youuuuu have the coolest blue eyes.
Very nice!
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i'm back.

apparently somebody loves me.


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edit: the news of big love has been greatly exaggerated. apparently i'm here from a glitch.

free as in beer, works for me.
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mrstitches:
Whoa, hey there.
pygmy:
semi-temporary. as in a few months to a year... basically my husband and i split up and i ran away to another continent with lemonkid. after australia, some more travelling (france and spain), some wwoofing or whathaveyou, then i don't know what. i've been thinking about working at a fire-lookout for a season.
still love tennessee, still want to do the whole self-sufficiency thing, but it looks like the timeline's changed significantly.

how're things going for you? i think i lost the link to your blog when i moved.
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this account ends in a week or two.

i'm migrating here.

much love, etc. etc.


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mrstitches:
Yeah, he really is into his own cleverness. It's definitely a part of his charm when it isn't irritating. I forgot how much I liked "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues". And it's a pretty decent audio book if you're at all into them.
neuroticanne:
I am back!! If you remember me....You are the greatest! If you don't, fuck it....say hi anyways....I need love.