Yesterday I was on the freeway behind an old guy in an ancient tan Cadillac when his front left tire exploded. It took him a half mile to figure out what was going on and pull over.
For the first time in a long time, I was not in a hurry to get anywhere. In addition, I happened to have a floor-jack in my trunk,...
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For the first time in a long time, I was not in a hurry to get anywhere. In addition, I happened to have a floor-jack in my trunk,...
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Hey, if this guy can get a group, anyone can.
Right?
I've past a certain threshold of boredom where it seems like a decent use of time to join all SG groups that have only one member. I'm especially excited about peering into the groups with one member, and multiple comments. What's going on in there?
What was the last food you were covered in,...
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Right?
I've past a certain threshold of boredom where it seems like a decent use of time to join all SG groups that have only one member. I'm especially excited about peering into the groups with one member, and multiple comments. What's going on in there?
What was the last food you were covered in,...
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frankmask:
I reccomend getting books on Latin word roots. I don't even see the words anymore, it's just ickthy, lithic, sangre.
Honestly, though, if you want to build up your vocabularly to truly English Major inspiring proportions, I've heard that you really can't do better than the New York Times crossword.
Honestly, though, if you want to build up your vocabularly to truly English Major inspiring proportions, I've heard that you really can't do better than the New York Times crossword.
unravled:
Well, where were you a week ago?
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frankmask:
A subservient chicken just mimed out a fencing match at my command. What is Bk's ad staff aiming at, here?
koffee:
as my 12 year old cousin would say....."your god is up my butt, around the corner, down my nose, and out my boner." 
........don't ask. 
........don't ask. I finally got around to seeing Farenheit 9/11 today. Not as entertaining as Bowling for Columbine, but certainly educational.
And I can safely say I won the inevitable argument with the politically conservative family member over the validity of points presented therein. Good for me.
In other news, I caught the Never Ending Story on the family movie channel yesterday afternoon, and I'm not ashamed...
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And I can safely say I won the inevitable argument with the politically conservative family member over the validity of points presented therein. Good for me.
In other news, I caught the Never Ending Story on the family movie channel yesterday afternoon, and I'm not ashamed...
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kirin_ka:
I know Jay-Z and Linkin Park did songs together, a whoel CD actually. It is done by MTV. I can't remember what they called it though. I was just giving you a hard time, sorry. I actually have a few of the songs.
jeff_fries:
She's hot and about 5 years my senior. I.e. double hott.
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unravled:
Dinn-ar tomorrow at Fatburger in LA?
koffee:
hmmm.....happy belated bday rocky... and is it just me or do those action figures have camel toes.
Exactly two years ago today, I was sitting in a MEPS station, filling out paperwork, watching the opening shots of the Iraqi War, wondering what the fuck I'd gotten myself into.
Exactly one year ago today, I was sitting in the barracks all alone, waiting for my severance papers to come through, wondering how the Army would shaft me.
Today, I'm trying to figure out...
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Exactly one year ago today, I was sitting in the barracks all alone, waiting for my severance papers to come through, wondering how the Army would shaft me.
Today, I'm trying to figure out...
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pensquare:
The emptier, the better.
We here in the southwest are experiencing a very rare and (in my opinion) vastly underappereciated natural pheonomena lately. Due to wetter-than-normal conditions in Baja, Mexico, millions of butterflies are migrating north.
Most people don't notice it; if I were a poet or a cartoonist, I'd make a series about watching folks go about their every day activities without realizing they're surrounded by butterflies. I...
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Most people don't notice it; if I were a poet or a cartoonist, I'd make a series about watching folks go about their every day activities without realizing they're surrounded by butterflies. I...
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hotcurry:
Happy Birthday!!!!! 
trevallion:
Happy birthday dude.
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tarnish:
hehe, with comments like that you don't have to try hard at all...plus you're already, ya know...cute. 
But I must admit, I am smitten with your oliver.
But I must admit, I am smitten with your oliver.
unravled:
The new pic is awesome. I just hate underscores.
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articia:
bahaha, that's awesome...both your post, and your comment on my post. sometimes my dear... 
hehe
hehe
unravled:
I didn't scare you enough with my driving on Tuesday so as to never have to drive again? Damn.
hotcurry:
I can't believe it either. Thank you so very much for the CD. I love it. 
articia:
yesh, a friend....but shhhhh word mustn't get out! 
Eitherway, don't let one old asshole get you done. It's good to be good people, and if there is any karma in the world then you can really make this whole world a better place by just helping an appreciative stranger change their tire.
That said, Glory to the Revolution, Comrade!
I'm sorry you're such a nice guy. Maybe force him to accept your offer at gunpoint next time.