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S du r en tvilling, jag visste det,
det sg jag nstan direkt,
styrd utav Solen och Mars kan jag se,
vi r s gott som redan slkt.
Du r en framt person,
som har en hg ambition,
en lycklig framtid astrologen spr,
vart du n p vgen gr.

Du r den vackraste jag mtt,
inte pmlad och falsk som andra,
du har vckt upp...
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To tell you the truth I'm so dammed tired
A life-long leave is what I require
Rules, regulations try to form us
But not me, I'm gonna be enormous
Just sleep and eat till the day I die
It won't take that long, it'll be easy as pie
When I'm dead I will be able and willing
To be of use as furniture filling
All...
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So tell you the truth I'm so dammed tired
A life-long leave is what I require
Rules, regulations try to form us
But not me, I'm gonna be enormous
Just sleep and eat till the day I die
It won't take that long, it'll be easy as pie
When I'm dead I will be able and willing
To be of use as furniture filling
All...
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Jesus Swallows :

Basically a very nice guy
And of course he had to die.
He told people to love each other
A big mistake he soon discovered
To the public he did appeal
A figurehead for twisted ideals
It was really not his fault
The start of a global Christian assault

Jesus swallows all your sins
Jesus swallows everything
Jesus swallows all your soul...
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I was slugging some dudes when she caught my eyes
She was gorgeous enough, she was pure delight
We fell in love and then we married of course
I had my moosehair on and felt no remorse
She took my panties off and saw an awful sight
My penis had lost all its former might

I just wanna wear my moosehair underwear

Now she is...
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I am back from the dead!
It`s great to be back and see all these beautiful women again.
Love to you all

Tired of waiting.....

Do you remember that old song with the Canadian band "Nomeansno"? I really understand what it means by now.

I am waiting for several packages that never seems to appear.....
I am waiting for the snow to Disappear.....
I am waiting for some friends to show up so we can go out and have fun....
I am waiting for my wage because...
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I dident make any new years resolution this year so I thought that I could make that promise now perhaps? and, even better, since I come up with this promise now instead of the usual new year resolution I maybe keep it!!

Ok, here it is. First of all I will increase my efforts at work and shall be elected the "co-worker of the month"...
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