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It's a Leonard Cohen sorta day here in Blighty....


The ponies run, the girls are young,
The odds are there to beat.
You win a while, and then its done c
Your little winning streak.
And summoned now to deal
With your invincible defeat,
You live your life as if its real,
A thousand kisses deep.

Im turning tricks, Im getting fixed,
Im back on...
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Today's Word- Sabotage

The name derives from early in the Industrial Revolution, when powered looms could be damaged by angry or disgruntled French workers throwing their wooden shoes (known as sabots) into the machinery. This is often referenced as one of the first inklings of the Luddite Movement.
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Beer commercials are so patriotic: 'Made the American Way.'
What does that have to do with America?
Is that what America stands for?
Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

Surely we can do better than that.......



Happy 4th, of July
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Happy Birthday to the Bikini

One week after the first United States post-war nuclear tests on the South Pacific Bikini atoll, French designer Louis Reard launched his two-piece swimming costume on the public on July 5 1946.

Made of three triangles of material held together with ties, the bikini was considered so shocking that Reard had to use a nude dancer from Paris's famous Lido...
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It's Friday and we got in late from our party last night at London's Chinawhite.....and other stories from the village

Gruesome Twosome: Richard Branson and
Heather McCartney.

Colleen McCloughlin walks out of the 5-star
Brenner's Park hotel in Baden-Baden every day at
noon to get a McDonald's.

What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy...
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lavonne:
I'd love to live in a place like that.
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This just in from our Satellite system courtesy of the BBC


You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The...
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Darkness at the break of noon
Shadows even the silver spoon
The handmade blade, the child's balloon
Eclipses both the sun and moon
To understand you know too soon
There is no sense in trying.

Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Suicide remarks are torn
From the fool's gold mouthpiece
The hollow horn plays wasted words
Proves to warn
That he not busy being born...
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posh:
naw. i'm okay as is. tongue
lavonne:
Thanks! I think filmmaking would be fun, but I would probably prefer stills. I made some pretty interesting (lol) videos in highschool though.
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Que Sera......


CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT WILL NEVER GET PUBLISHED


"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The...
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Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.
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You love me so much, you want to put me in your pocket. And I should die there smothered."