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Damn.

I'm sitting here all hot and sweaty and I didn't even do anything fun to get that way.

Fuckin' summer.

Also, where'd all this extra libido come from?

Inconvenient.

Happy 4th everybody.

I'll think of you while I'm at work tonight.

Tom Cruise ruined my niece's field trip.

The bastard.

My Grandmother has totally mastered the art of giving inappropriate presents.

As an example, when I was 17 years old she sent me a Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoon video and a remote control car (the kind that actually has a wire that runs from the control to the car) for my birthday.

This year, and I think these are a Christmas present, she has...
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Happy Valentine's Day.

OK, so I was reading the boards and there was a thread about why some people who are attractive to a majority of the populace would consider themselves ugly or unattractive.

What was concluded in the thread was mildly obvious, but it made me think about my own self-image. When I was growing up, pretty much from the time that my peers started noticing and...
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So, I'm watching the Super Bowl half-time show and, so far, not a single nipple!

What's up with that?

C'mon Mick!

I feel that I should update, but I'm not sure that I have much to say.

My birthday was fun.

The play was intereting if somewhat awkwardly written.

The Fox was...foxy.

Missed Manda's call because I'd already turned off my phone for the play. Didn't turn it on again until 1am. Sadness.

Had some really good sex dreams a few days ago.

Been a while....
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So, I decided to see how many times I could say, "I'm not interested," or "I don't watch TV," before the phone solicitor from the cable company would get the idea.

10 total.

At least I was amused.

"As the Good Book says, 'When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.'"