Yeah, so what if even cowgirls get the blues!?!
Cowboys started it, and never recovered from the hangover.
Ever notice the things you do when your blue hardly ever make you feel better?
You drink a fifth of bourbon at seven in the a.m. and all that happens is you get drunk and find yourself typing into a computer. As if it were some sort of catharsis. Well, bad news for ya buddy, I'll take a bar tender with an ear to lend over this any day. But not at any time of day, like now when there's no bars open.
In fact your just making me feel worse! You fucking inanimate piece of smut peddling web site!
I'd fight you right now but I'm so drunk I'm seeing two of you and I don't like those odds.
Ok, I'll do you a deal.
I'll flip a coin, heads I'll drink more and keep typing, tails I'll stop drinking and delete everything and if it lands on it's edge, I'll just quit talking to you.
Cowboys started it, and never recovered from the hangover.
Ever notice the things you do when your blue hardly ever make you feel better?
You drink a fifth of bourbon at seven in the a.m. and all that happens is you get drunk and find yourself typing into a computer. As if it were some sort of catharsis. Well, bad news for ya buddy, I'll take a bar tender with an ear to lend over this any day. But not at any time of day, like now when there's no bars open.
In fact your just making me feel worse! You fucking inanimate piece of smut peddling web site!
I'd fight you right now but I'm so drunk I'm seeing two of you and I don't like those odds.
Ok, I'll do you a deal.
I'll flip a coin, heads I'll drink more and keep typing, tails I'll stop drinking and delete everything and if it lands on it's edge, I'll just quit talking to you.
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