ninenine

Everthing i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible

Sunlight is the best Disinfectant-

certain things in the person i have been seeing for the last few months have came to light recently which really opened my eyes up to how adults lie to one another. I've thought that lies were for the young and the ashamed but to find a person who does it just to be a victim and cheat people out...
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The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.


I feel like a jackrabbit on meth and i have a 5am day tomarrow

Alcohol makes people sad. It's like the Lifetime movies of beverages......................funny and sad at the same time. I'm realizing that I could never be a alcoholic you know. You have to drink everyday remember to stay drunk because as soon as you loose your buzz you got to start all over again. Not to mention alienate you family take swings at your friend and piss...
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Another year has passed and i have no idea what I'm doing in life and i couldn't be happier


So I really dont watch "how i met your mother" but my buddy scott sent me this and All i want to do now is go play laser tag........



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A few quotes for today

We are easily shocked by crimes which appear at once in their full magnitude, but the gradual growth of our own wickedness, endeared by interest, and palliated by all the artifices of self-deceit, gives us time to form distinctions in our own favor - Samuel Johnson

Friends love misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky or too...
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