Thursday Apr 29, 2004

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puke
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saturn1:
p.s. if you're only eating from cans pls make sure they are not bulging anywhere. that could be worse than food poisioning
prendick:
Relax and sleep on your side!! I'm back, no new pic... frown

Saturday Apr 17, 2004

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A multi-band concert is coming up and one of the bands is described (self I would wager) as being hip math-rock with sass.

Now the question I pose to you is that HMRWS is , to the best of my knowledge, either a)a really fancy way of saying we suck, b)a really fancy way of saying we are trend whores, or c)we have no fucking...
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veganjihad:
sweet dude... where in ohio you at?
veganjihad:
Dayton eh, shutter... uh, sorry dude.... my only memory of dayton was a shitty shitty field trip in high school.... ugh..... it was SO much fun, that i got on a city bus and left the field trip...

Friday Apr 16, 2004

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I am having a bitch of a time finding a place to upload MP3s at. Most set the limit at 5 flat per upload, and that does not work.

When I finally find a place that will let me put up 60 or so songs of decent length and size I'm going to try to get this fucking friendlist music swap thing going.

Untill then...
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prendick:
101 01 101010001011

I'll give yo a buck if you can translate that.
rickroyal:
Ah, does this not make you lament for the days of the dot.com bubble? For the days when there were almost unlimited free options to freely upload 250mbs.

Thursday Apr 01, 2004

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I have created a new word; Terminal Confusion.

Ever notice those movies that the first ten or so minutes are so goddamn confusing it sucks you into the show in an attempt to make heads or tails of whats going on? Ever notice with some - like Femme Fatale- that the next ten minutes are just full of more insanity and left you with even...
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rickroyal:
An alternative would be CCM. Critical Confusion Mass. If you continued watching and continued getting more confused there would be a meltdown in the brain. Then you'd start understanding Norwegian films.

Sim's misogny seems to be the common point of depature for a lot of readers of Cerberus. I was never a reader as I didn't even hear about it until it was well past that point. Eventually I plan on getting the phonebooks and seeing what all the fuss is about. But then I plan on buying Murnau's films, too. So.

I loved Splatterhouse. The best part was when your girlfriend turned back and forth into a monster. "Help Meeee!" heh.

Friday Mar 26, 2004

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a unicorn can never feel regret
because they aren't real.

I saw that on a bathroom wall. The origami unicorn from Blade Runner instantly popped into my head and a world of high-tech swoo-noir invaded my thoughts.

It was entirely to deep after the pitchers.

Im off. I want to see fresh gravel.

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freakpirate:
Come shake off this downy sleep, death's counterfeit.

God damn...too much Shakespeare...

rickroyal:
Reminds me of the song "I Was Born a Unicorn" by the Unicorns. "We're the unicorns/we're more than horses/we're the unicorns/and we're people too."

I was suprised to discover that Don is only eighty. I thought he was easily in his nineties.

Tuesday Mar 23, 2004

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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.

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Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that...
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caddok:
I Grabzilla'd your post and am using it as wallpaper. That is fucking FUNNY!

-c

P.S. I don't find her right away. I interviewed many over the last 2 years and this one is the best of the bunch. Sometimes you just get lucky. blush
dave_h:
that sounds awesome. I could totally get behind a reality show based on drag queen violence.

Monday Mar 22, 2004

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Cabrina Day Nursery is a fucking concentration camp for minature human beings.

Encircled with barbwire, the spit and moss covered statues broken and battered litter the ground, empty swingsets and seesaws that scream tetnus are placed in the most dangerous places possible, and I hear nothing from ten feet away.

I never really noticed any of this all those years ago. Then again, the only...
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elisabeth:
Damn her for that name alone. What a cunt. (See journal entry.)

I got kicked out of preschool for being unruly, one of my last achievements there was pushing a kid off the top of the monkey bars. He was a cunt too, come to think of it. smile
freakpirate:
The girl who smokes is already taken so there's no worries there. I'm just trying to get her to quit at this point.

Monday Mar 22, 2004

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I need somebody to lock me in a car trunk as of yesterday.

Thursday Mar 18, 2004

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Soon.

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elisabeth:
......I discovered that this rock thing was true, Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.

So there was only one thing that I could do.....

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

And I don't know why this was the first thing that came into my mind upon reading your journal.
rickroyal:
Shouldn't that be "swoon?"

I blame Harlan Ellison. He's the reason his script for I, Robot wasn't made decades ago. Great writer, but what a prick.
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