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Am I the only one who thinks Haley Joel Osmet looks like Peyton Manning?

Hmm.

Prolly.
saturn1:
i am pretty sure i am going to the burlesque show, i guess i better figure out by tomorrow because i guess its a good idea to buy tickets right now. if you come up would you be here overnight or for the weekend or whatever? are you staying with your friend? that is one weekend where i have friday afternooon - sunday off. so it may be good! i will let you know tomorrow or the next, depending on if i get my way with johnny-pants at his show tomorrow night! hah!
9monty:
I can see where you're going with it, and they're quite similar, but Manning looks a little more like an animal. Something with the jaw, maybe.

He was more like a donkey though last night, with that pass to Dre' Bly.

I was so happy when Eddie Reed blocked that punt and took it in. Jamal had a pretty strong showing too. Did you watch?

Did you burlesque? wink
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Well I finally got rid of that demonic Mac and bought a new PC. I've spent the past two days being sent to one site or the other for a "critical" update or some such nonsense, and basically remembering all the reasons I hate Macs.

So Im unemployed, by choice mind you, for about a month. What should I do? For the first time since...
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elisabeth:
Whoa, eerie. Well, kinda. Strongbad, my PC, bit the bit one a couple of days ago. I've been borrowing a G4 ever since, and Safari and IE keep crashing on me repeatedly. Damn, I'm good.

I'm involuntarily unemployed, and some of the jobs I've been checking out on Monster require a Masters degree, and only offer 8-10 per hour in pay. At that rate, how long would it take to pay off one's student loans? whatever
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And I quote,

"Swoo was once a once-respected, intelligent poster that has degenerated into a simpering, integrity-free whore for a corrupt organization that doesn't deserve one ounce of respect or support from anybody that should have a brain.

Fuck you Swoo. Fuck you in the ear.

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone."
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9monty:
Rolling Stone isn't corrupt at all is it? Utterly unbiased and with no agenda for making money.

I'm thinking something about a kettle and a pot and black.

One way or the other you're making a difference. smile
rickroyal:
Fuck that fucking fuck Peter fucking Tavers with a fucking pie plate till he fucking screams out "fuckity-fuck." No body badmouths the Swoo without paying a penalty.

I respect the Swoo and, though I did have that unfortunate brain-melting incident earlier in the summer, I can say that this brain is fully functional.
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English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films:


* "I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!" -- The Iceman Cometh

* "I will kill you until you are dead from it!"
* "Just scold Chang as 'Shame-less assholee' for three times. Then you will free from this kind of suffer forever." -- The Kung Fu Cult Master

* "You...
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rickroyal:
Sorry to say, I'm a dub man myself. Can't stand the subs.

What I wasn't suppose to find attractive was a female bodybuilder. A friend of mine is always amazed at the breadth of my attractions. I have no specific type; beauty is what it is to me.
wren:
Wow....you're right. Today was a good day.

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"Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!"

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Total anonymity!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom...
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caddok:
I have just added a new folder to my desktop called "The Wisdom of Swoo". Here I will record your great works. The play is in there and now so is "Mad internet sports fan".

Holy shit, THAT is funny!

-c
saturn1:
I LOVE YOU

haha i went back to your original reply to me and was going to reread it to reply and you edited it, fucker!
so when are you coming to visit? the only main thing is that i will be in new york, feb 23-29
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The first chapter of my book is up on the previous entry. Go back and take a look if you'd like.

I have realized something today; during High School, I was considered a dork and a loser and totally super un-hip for some reason. Dunno why. Looking around at the kids today I realized they are a)talking like we did, b)wearing the clothes we wore...
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saturn1:
yea, it takes a while to absorb things on the computer for some reason. i have to go over sentences, like, 3 times it seems. now, if you sent me a paper copy itd be done in 5 minutes.

are you coming to detroit? we can have burping contests if you do.
rickroyal:
I'll take a look at the chapter and form some opinions when my brain is functioning better (i.e. after some sleep).

During high school I was pretty much the same person I am today. It's made for an interesting experience. I'm glad to see, though, that you're enjoying popular culture catching up with your tastes.

Christmas went better than expected because nothing went wrong. It was the first time my sister had ever cooked a big meal and I was expecting her to blow up her kitchen; it was one of the best Christmas turkeys we've ever had. This was the first time that my brother's girlfriend's family had met my family, and they happened to bring along someone (my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend) whom the majority of them didn't like, which I thought would cause for a contensious dinner; but everyone got along wonderfully, and there was much laughter at my witticisms, and my father got that someone (my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend) really drunk and she was a riot after that. And there were other concerns that turned out to be completely unfounded. It was just a really good holiday celebration that made me very happy.
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DONT LISTEN TO THESE BASTARDS!

When the time comes, vote the greater evil! Cthulu and Swoo, '04!

Or...whatever. Holiday Hidings went well, will post more literary brilliance if you'd like, or I'll just babble like always.

PS: I've tried to reply to many of you, but I think my browsers fucked. For many of you, I just get a profile, no journal or anything. I...
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rickroyal:
Can't you do both? Babble and produce literary brilliance?

And I always vote for the "Legalize Pot/Father's Rights" party. It's a local party, and I have no idea what they stand for. But when I name like that, how can you not vote for them.

Glad to hear the holidays went well. Mine went far better than I could've ever expected.
saturn1:
i am still working on the previous entry, i think you should be a writer
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THE EASTER GUEST
An original short play by
Jeremiah Swoo

Lights up. Bright but natural springtime light pours in from the open windows, DSR and USL, into an average, modern, mid-western, middle class, American kitchen. It is Easter Sunday. Two couples are in the kitchen, Mark and Tammi Burnett and Jim and Molly Jackson. Mark and Tammi, the homeowners, stand at the kitchen counter, preparing...
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chiquita:
i didn't want it to end!!

muy excellente, sir!
yawf:
i guess that answers thw question on whether god is all knowing or all powerful. neither but all honest and not too bright with bunny suits. that was great! have you considered writing a second part to it?
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Holiday family time.

I am initiating the retreat to the underground bunker as we speak. I shall weather this storm for once with no scarring by god!

Will talk to you all soon.

S
saturn1:
how are you gonna make a new entry right as im replying to the old one?
rickroyal:
Holiday Family time. Is that kinda like Thermal Nuclear War?

I hope you weather the storm well.
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Man, I totally suck at this online journal and internet friend thing.

Let's just all get a flat in a kickass town and get drunk together every night.

In other news, its snowing like crazy here these past few days. I literally had to shoulderblock my door one or three times to get the thing open. Stupid thing froze shut, I didnt know doors could...
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nataskaput:
Holy bong bong doogle my mixy! Worship my Bangkok, peanut face! Scooby snack vroom! eeek
saturn1:
ok, so lets plan!!
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OK, so its a week old but I just saw this and had to laugh...especially because they lost.


Man Pleads Guilty So He Can Watch Football Game

Associated Press

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Columbus judge says he'll let an inmate stay in jail instead of moving him to prison right away so he can see the Ohio State-Michigan game on TV this Saturday.

Jeff Renne...
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rickroyal:
Indeed it would make a good album cover. Making me doubly pissed I don't have one. Fuck.
saturn1:
HAH michigan won!

ok stop editing your entries by making new ones

and school, almost done!

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A guy who turned out to be less than mentally stable has moved in with one of my friends and she has decided that I am the one who shall remove him from the household.

Oh yes, I dont see this going sour in any way, shape, or form.