I have created a new word; Terminal Confusion.
Ever notice those movies that the first ten or so minutes are so goddamn confusing it sucks you into the show in an attempt to make heads or tails of whats going on? Ever notice with some - like Femme Fatale- that the next ten minutes are just full of more insanity and left you with even...
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Ever notice those movies that the first ten or so minutes are so goddamn confusing it sucks you into the show in an attempt to make heads or tails of whats going on? Ever notice with some - like Femme Fatale- that the next ten minutes are just full of more insanity and left you with even...
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a unicorn can never feel regret
because they aren't real.
I saw that on a bathroom wall. The origami unicorn from Blade Runner instantly popped into my head and a world of high-tech swoo-noir invaded my thoughts.
It was entirely to deep after the pitchers.
Im off. I want to see fresh gravel.
because they aren't real.
I saw that on a bathroom wall. The origami unicorn from Blade Runner instantly popped into my head and a world of high-tech swoo-noir invaded my thoughts.
It was entirely to deep after the pitchers.
Im off. I want to see fresh gravel.
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freakpirate:
Come shake off this downy sleep, death's counterfeit.
God damn...too much Shakespeare...
God damn...too much Shakespeare...
rickroyal:
Reminds me of the song "I Was Born a Unicorn" by the Unicorns. "We're the unicorns/we're more than horses/we're the unicorns/and we're people too."
I was suprised to discover that Don is only eighty. I thought he was easily in his nineties.
I was suprised to discover that Don is only eighty. I thought he was easily in his nineties.
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caddok:
I Grabzilla'd your post and am using it as wallpaper. That is fucking FUNNY!
-c
P.S. I don't find her right away. I interviewed many over the last 2 years and this one is the best of the bunch. Sometimes you just get lucky.
-c
P.S. I don't find her right away. I interviewed many over the last 2 years and this one is the best of the bunch. Sometimes you just get lucky.
dave_h:
that sounds awesome. I could totally get behind a reality show based on drag queen violence.
Cabrina Day Nursery is a fucking concentration camp for minature human beings.
Encircled with barbwire, the spit and moss covered statues broken and battered litter the ground, empty swingsets and seesaws that scream tetnus are placed in the most dangerous places possible, and I hear nothing from ten feet away.
I never really noticed any of this all those years ago. Then again, the only...
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Encircled with barbwire, the spit and moss covered statues broken and battered litter the ground, empty swingsets and seesaws that scream tetnus are placed in the most dangerous places possible, and I hear nothing from ten feet away.
I never really noticed any of this all those years ago. Then again, the only...
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elisabeth:
Damn her for that name alone. What a cunt. (See journal entry.)
I got kicked out of preschool for being unruly, one of my last achievements there was pushing a kid off the top of the monkey bars. He was a cunt too, come to think of it.
I got kicked out of preschool for being unruly, one of my last achievements there was pushing a kid off the top of the monkey bars. He was a cunt too, come to think of it.
freakpirate:
The girl who smokes is already taken so there's no worries there. I'm just trying to get her to quit at this point.
I need somebody to lock me in a car trunk as of yesterday.
Soon.
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elisabeth:
......I discovered that this rock thing was true, Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do.....
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.
And I don't know why this was the first thing that came into my mind upon reading your journal.
So there was only one thing that I could do.....
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.
And I don't know why this was the first thing that came into my mind upon reading your journal.
rickroyal:
Shouldn't that be "swoon?"
I blame Harlan Ellison. He's the reason his script for I, Robot wasn't made decades ago. Great writer, but what a prick.
I blame Harlan Ellison. He's the reason his script for I, Robot wasn't made decades ago. Great writer, but what a prick.
The Internet, not just for teaching your kids the alphabet or beating off anymore, it's also for SAVING LIVES!
There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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nataskaput:
just when i get rid of the first set of crab by burning my underwear and sheets, now i've got monster crab that can castrait me, fucking eh
freakpirate:
Haikus are grand.
This isn't one, but there may be more later...
This isn't one, but there may be more later...
The Internet, not just for teaching your kids the alphabet or beating off anymore, it's also for SAVING LIVES!
There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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There are MONSTER CRABS ON THE WAY!
Not just monster crabs, but STALINIST MONSTER CRABS!
It is, to put it bluntly, THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
And furthermore, and most importantly, THIS ISN'T FROM THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! Which means it's TRUE!...
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Bill Paxton is our God.
I have been bombarded by Sereven, Private Hudson, and Pete the last day or three and Ive come to that conclusion.
That is all.
Swoo
I have been bombarded by Sereven, Private Hudson, and Pete the last day or three and Ive come to that conclusion.
That is all.
Swoo
rickroyal:
One day Bill Paxton will meet Bill Pullman in thunderdome and we will finally determine who is our god.
With everything going on, this is the best you can come up with to report?
And as I read each word and realize he is talking like it is a living, breathing relationship, my head starts to hurt.
Stupid People - God Knows How Many
Swoo- 0
And as I read each word and realize he is talking like it is a living, breathing relationship, my head starts to hurt.
Stupid People - God Knows How Many
Swoo- 0
yawf:
i'm not going to torture myself reading it, i already heard enough details on the radio the other day. the sad part is i bet the schmuck that wrote that really didn't want to and was forced to do it for the inevitable tabloid reading, pop-up banner clicking reader.
not that i can talk, i'm an idiot most days.
not that i can talk, i'm an idiot most days.
9monty:
News is nothing more than publicity now or done so over the top to "be in-your-face" and "hard hitting" by shitheads who probably squeaked by in school so they could be popular.
Pretty embarrassing, but you know someone's reading it and laughing, saying, "that's so cute." Great, now I'm all annoyed by society before seeing anyone today.
Yup on Slick Rick. The man that even Eminem pays props to.
Pretty embarrassing, but you know someone's reading it and laughing, saying, "that's so cute." Great, now I'm all annoyed by society before seeing anyone today.
Yup on Slick Rick. The man that even Eminem pays props to.
So I was watching the Grammy's and I noticed Fountains of Wayne lost best new artist.
I'm a little confused? Aren't these the same guys who made 'Sink to the Bottom' like 8 years ago or some such? And then followed it up with Denise a little while after that? Jesus Christ, I know MTV played one of their songs on the VMAlast year.
2005...
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I'm a little confused? Aren't these the same guys who made 'Sink to the Bottom' like 8 years ago or some such? And then followed it up with Denise a little while after that? Jesus Christ, I know MTV played one of their songs on the VMAlast year.
2005...
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caddok:
I'm back on-line! YAY ME!
Been off-line for nearly a month. Heh, I had trouble finding a vein when I plugged back in.
-c
Been off-line for nearly a month. Heh, I had trouble finding a vein when I plugged back in.
-c
saturn1:
you didnt miss much! though a lot of people from ohio, pittsburgh and all parts of michigan were at the show so it was meetin a lot of people time. anyways, when do you have to go back to work and school or one or the other? i am going to new york on the 23rd, so the weekend before that is a possibilty, that being next weekend, though im not sure what is going on... and then anytime after i get back on the 29th
yea, stupid people rule smart people. mostly because there is that outnumbering problem.
yea, stupid people rule smart people. mostly because there is that outnumbering problem.
Sim's misogny seems to be the common point of depature for a lot of readers of Cerberus. I was never a reader as I didn't even hear about it until it was well past that point. Eventually I plan on getting the phonebooks and seeing what all the fuss is about. But then I plan on buying Murnau's films, too. So.
I loved Splatterhouse. The best part was when your girlfriend turned back and forth into a monster. "Help Meeee!" heh.