Please send help! Can’t…. Speak …. for…..long…..wasted…. time…. typing…. full stops…..rather…. than getting to the point. My island adventure has struck disaster, all out of strong booze after 2 weeks. Please come with more drink, I’ll pay you back on arrival, I’m totally good for it.
Directions to island available on application.
toodlepip
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