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Japan is making me fat. Or at least I fear it is.
robin:
come on you were already a total lard-o.

looks like its just you and me left, baby.

what now.

i shouldn't have signed that year lease.

i feel lonely.
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Alright, so I've been in fair ol' Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan for over a week now. And, I must confess it is exactly the kind of third-world hell hole I was hoping for.

That and the girls are hot-t-t--t-t, and dress like Christina Aguillera is a bit modest.
robin:
you make no sense!!!

dude come home already.

screw crapyzstan!

xoxo<3<3and babiesxoxo
rebeldaisy:
hello!
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My flight to Amsterdam was cancelled, so by the time I finally got there I missed my connection to Istanbul.

On a bright note, that means I am now high, chillin' Centraal AMS style.

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I leave for Kyrgyzstan at 0825. Fuck....what have I gotten myself into this time?

Hopefully, I'll be able to get my sg/Robin fix from there. But, then again, maybe not.
rebeldaisy:
good luck, have fun and all that other stuff...

hopefully you'll post tons of pics when you get back...
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Why am I in Palm Springs? It's not like I like weather so hot I can barely breath, sweating profusively, or having my sweaty balls stick to my thighs. Gag me.
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Alright, I have a problem, and unfortunately this particular problem is a lot less fun than my hair product binge.

I haven't just gotten an erection in 9 days. I forced myself to masturbate once during that time and not only did it not feel good, I really couldn't get quite the rod of steel I am used to.

What the fuck is going on?...
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jacqui:
oh no. are u under any added stress that usuall ?
most of the time thats what its about.
you are a young buck... no worried i am sure u will back to normal soon ! just try not to let it get to u too much.
xXx
isabella
ps...try watching a bridget the midget porn flick
(heheheh, sorry i couldnt help it)
robin:
you are saving your sacred man juices for me.

obviously.

this post made me vomit.
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I finally made it all the way to San Diego. Now I must go drown myself in mexican food.
flux:
drowning in mexican food is THE WAY TO GO.
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Hittin' the road today.

Goodbye Chicago. Hellllllllloooo San Diego.
robin:
dude.
sign the fuck on already i have so much to talk about!!! it doesn't involve any more chris's...but i would sure like it to. see you in sd for humpage.
flux:
grovel all you want, kitten breath. chicago's way too fuckin' cold.
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I spent $107.71 on my hair today.

My name is Chris, and I have a problem.......

($43 haircut, $29.50 Shampoo, $30.00 Conditioner, plus tax for the last two)
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koleeta:
HOLY crapple! on what? was that for the cut or for the product? or all of the above?
misha9999999:
oh looky there, Tarkovsky.... Nostalghia is probably one
of his better ones, after the Stalker of course... I saw it on
big screen not so long ago... It's like watching a painting
move in front of your eyes... And the Master and Margartia i've read probably 30 times or something... isn't it like a must for
a self respecting russian beatnik?...

[Edited on Aug 01, 2003]
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I just received this in an email and it brightened up my evening.

"First off, I cannot believe that a clearly straight guy who enjoys shopping and design can't get laid. I plain refuse to believe it. You're even more masculine
than a metrosexual, even though you dress better than one too!
I am shocked."
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katia:
i haven't see stalker, but nostalghiy is a good one. how come you know so much about russian modern culture?
or cinematograff, i should say.
katia:
no i haven't, but i will. thank you. its really hot whwere you going. i mean really hot.
you said that you want to go to moscow? moscow is a beautyless, stack up shitholle. but its my personal opinion, so maybe your would be different. but i hate it.
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my life has felt dangerously incomplete since i beat donky kong for my gba earlier this week.
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robin:
omg die.
obijonk:
i am jealous of your "liked by robin" factor dammit
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As all of you dedicated readers of my journal know, on my entry for 07-10-2003 I mentioned how it looked like I was getting bitch slapped by a girl I have a crush on.

Fear no longer! It seems as if it was all a misunderstanding and flirtatious banter was resumed today.

Yeah, mitsou, that's right.....you're the man.....errr, you're the #1 stud.
rebeldaisy:
that's cool that your crush is still ummm working out..

and most kinds of nipple pain is no good...ok unless it's pain done on purpose..