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Aaaand New Year's Day draws to a close. I feel as if I should've, I don't know, burned a giant pyre of fir trees for a Pagan fertility goddess.
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louisiana:
It's still not too late.

thefuckoffkid:
You could do that, but then you'd need to plant a bunch more to offset your carbon footprint. Pagan worship is so convoluted these days.
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Touring, though fantastically fun, is a wasteland devoid of salad. Why does Burger King always seem like a good idea at the time? Ugh. And also: aargh.
tedbedlam:
Make a tour date in GA and in return I'll not only buy a ticket but I'll bring a salad of your choice. It's a good offer and you know it especially if you make the run to Athens or downtown ATL. Salad life is deluxe down here. Good luck touring and hope the road treats you well.

PS: Careful combining burger king with low flow hotel toilets.
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I bought a crazy macked-out espresso machine for approximately one zillion dollars. Now I am zooted out of my brain.
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hellboy7:
Recently purchased one of those little 2 cup coffee machines for the once-in-a-while cup of coffee. Too much of the stuff and I end up like this guy:



Congrats on the review on ABC.

resurgentcc:
I just got a stovetop one. I swear...it takes 30 minutes just to make a friggin' latte with that thing. May relegate that to the back of the cupboard soon.
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Asked a girl out, she said yeah, turned out she had a boyfriend. What the fuck?
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jamila:
Bummer, but all you can do is try again. wink
Merry Christmas Mike! xoxo
remj:
The last two girls who expressed interest in dating me also had that malady.
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You can all start referring to me as "The Circumstances" if you wish.
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_bossanova_:
Just like Q-tip = The Abstract now? I always thought you were better than that, dude.smile
_bossanova_:
This is true.

Hope you have a lovely holiday, away from the nasty street slush and in some warm and cozy place.kiss
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I do really, really poorly at online dating.
metta:
Maybe because you're not a douchebag? Just a guess.
heatherann:
So does my ex. He actually gets a lot of really creepy eastern european women who have photos of themselves dressed in knee socks and pigtails, who reek of human trafficking. confused

I kind of think that most "normal" guys who aren't complete creeps don't have a lot of luck in the online dating arena.
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Man, not having a girlfriend on Thanksgiving is LONELY.

It's too soon to get into a relationship.

Maybe I need to get laid.
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metta:
Did you end up having an OK day otherwie?

~M
_bossanova_:
I think it's actually much simpler to be single over the holidays. People are more stressed in general and there's just so much more potential for unnecessary emotional drama. It's best to just sleep through as much of it as possible.smile

Hope you had a good holiday otherwise, sir!

What the hell happened to nerve? I didn't log on for the longest time and then I got an email that I had messages, but the site's all crazy now and I can't retrieve anything unless I sign up for a paid membership. Boo.
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I got an awesome review from ABC News:

[clicky]

And once again, here's a link to hear my new single:

"You Should Be Doubly Gratified"
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vanceowen:
Though of your song after the shooting. Words fail me.
siv:
Much thanks, sparklemotionz! wink
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Have I macked my new song on you guys yet? It's going to be on the radio starting today:

"You Should Be Doubly Gratified."
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perdita:
I dig it.
venusless:
so sorry you're having a tough time. can't wait to hear the record/see you on the left coast. the best thing to distract you is lots of work, and it sounds like you've got that going for you at least. be well. xo.
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I want to start a spinoff site--Sui-Generis-icide Girls.
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jamila:
As do I, he's my little mascot. How's the single life treating you? Excited to hear the new album by the way. smile
_bossanova_:
Ah, the single life. When it rains, it pours.

I'm still in the process of learning what I need to find that balance between lonely and frustratingly un-alone. So far being here has rarely felt lonely, which is surprising to me but a relief.


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I need a Thneed.
metta:
These one sentence blogs shall be turned into an epic story right?

Happy labour day!
twwly:
I have easily read that book out loud a couple hundred times and we've shown no sign of slowing down on it yet. I just want to know where I can get a Barbaloot Suit.