Wednesday Jul 26, 2006

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I think I'm going to start calling those 800 numbers on the back of trucks that say "How is my driving?" and say:

"DUDE! YOUR DRIVING WAS AWESOME! YOU SHOULD DRIVE IN THE INDY 500!! YOU'RE A DRIVING WIZARD! A MASTER OF VEHICULAR CONTROL! YOU FUCKING RULE!!!!! I WANA DRIVE LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP!!"
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mneylu:
yeah i havent really checked in on the KV stuff at all to speak of.... :S
meow:
*dies* He indeed hates me. No queso either. frown

miao!!

Friday Jul 14, 2006

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People tend to ignore the power of Perspective.

Let's consider the trees in front of your home: They not only have their limbs cut off on a yearly basis, but also they have to stare at your house build with dismembered Tree body-parts.

I mean, what would you think if you saw a house made out of random parts of humans?

Sounds kinda delicious to...
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wakkoo:
If you live in a house of human body parts, is it ok to throw stones?
meow:
Wow - a house made out of human parts - I want one!

miao!!

Tuesday Jul 11, 2006

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I think the theme music on Jeopardy should be replaced with the theme music from the first Terminator movie.

When they're giving the question for the final answer, they should play the drums from when Schwarzenegger was on the screen.

"Dum dum dum dum...... dum dum dum dum......"

Jeopardy answer for the day:

This is the largest desert on earth.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
What...
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loe:
thank you, sir.
fusionface:
what the fuck was on that fork and why did you send me that pic?


robot skull robot skull robot

Friday Oct 01, 2004

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Ok... i just have to say that both sets
today are insane amounts of hottness love

*mind blows*

400 girls... wow! Wonder if we'll get to 1000 eeek

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Later:

Had an interesting conversation with an insane bum:

Crazy Guy: "Yea..so...uh..ok, if you took a guy from the Academy of Arts and Sciences down the street here, and he went to one of the priests in the...
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yawf:
gaHAHAHAHA!

you flunked a stoner. peace man!
fusionface:
lol
biggrin
robot skull robot skull robot

Thursday Jun 03, 2004

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punknitemike:
i finally got to see a pic of a cicada, thanks! biggrin
ash:
OK, WTF is going on here, are u like ... obsessed with lucusts? Like that kid in that movie "lucas"??? Cuz, ya know, that guy was a dork. O wait ... are YOU a dork too?

they scare me micah. dont do it agn. please

Wednesday Feb 25, 2004

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Ok... I'm back, and feeling much better! However, am too tired to update. I'll catch up on all of your lovely journals tomorrow.

Cheers kiss
yawf:
rawr...tired!

glad you're feeling better.
i was gonna call you today or tomorrow to check on you.

miao!!
grayce:
lol no id never do that ...and vibrators = boring

Sunday Jan 18, 2004

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Waaaaaaaaaa! frown
I couldnt leave the house last night because I was having an ugly night. Ever have one? Where you feel so ugly you cant expose yourself to the world?
Of course, next week Ill probably look at myself and go Damn Im hot! fucking mood swings surreal
Instead, I stayed in and watched American Psycho to remind me of why self image can destroy your...
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siara:
I totally know what you mean, sometimes i don't want to go anywhere when i feel horrible & ugly!!.. but it is stupid really shouldn't let something like that stop me from doing anything.. and neither should you damn it!! I hope you have a good day off!!!! I also have today off.. i only work three days a week and work the other two days at home, so they aren't really off as such, cause i am normally working on my business.. but it is better to work for myself than anyone else!! I love that movie!.. i haven't seen it in ages, i keep meaning to watch it again!
I have decided that i want to learn the history of japan, especially after watching 'the last samuri' last night.. it was so amazing.. and the country is soo beautiful!!
Anyways.. have a lurvely day!!
skull XX kiss
chloe:
Yes. I know that kind of night. Sigh.

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Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

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At the grocery yesterday I saw some Husmans pretzel sticks called Rods. For some reason my perverted mind cant stop laughing at that.
It reminds me of this artistic film presentation I went to once where they projected a porno film called Super Rod on the side of a three story brick building. Super Rod was a parody of Superman, who flew in and started...
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laid_to_rest:
yes it's true man. like i use to have sex with this 50 year old woman that worked at a local diner, but she would say it when she would get nekkid for me...wait....does that count?
angel:
because there aren't very many choices when you only have a year of school left

Sunday Jan 11, 2004

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On Friday I rode the bus to work (because Micah + snow ≠ driving). On the way there, I saw a store with a sign out front that said the following:

"Back
Smells good!
House or car."

Confused? So am I confused Perhaps its some code for drug dealing? If anyone knows what this means, please share with the Micah.

Update: I am now cooking pasta,...
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voltaire:
what kind of wine?
kiscica:
mmmmm cheese and wine are heaven sent, i'm certain.

*bumslap*

Thursday Jan 08, 2004

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Ever notice how old people on the street scowl at you when you drive by them too fast? Do you also think its morbidly funny? I do! Hehe.
Im sooo going to get in trouble with my new car. Micah should not have high amounts of horsepower.

Found a hacker today using our e-mail server as a relay point (using our server to send spam...
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scylla:
That's a BUMPIN' icon! I'd hump it even if it didn't have the SG sticker on it...

yeah, I miss the blue hair too frown I'll try to get it back to blue sometime soon, for all y'alls..

Y'know, not for my own personal desires or nothing, soley for your amusement... shocked
thursday:
'taste of'?
weird.
i live in an organic eatin' hippy town.
we don't have that kind of bullshit here...
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