melissaxmarie

So... my bottom microdermal was rejecting.. I think I may have mentioned this in my previous post. In attempt to salvage it I tried pushing it back in 100x but that didnt work so I figured that I would be smart enough to attempt surgery on myself at home LOLLLL, being the smart nursing student I am. So... I managed to scalpel out one side...
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So I haven't been on here in awhile... I thought I didn't pay for more then one month but apparently I did and I just realized this the other day.

Things have been beyond hectic lately. I'm trying to finish the last six weeks of my school year, holy fuck next year I graduate. It's slightly scary to think that next year I'm going to...
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fuck my life....

will update later.

It's been nearly a week since I had a post. I've been busy now that I am back in school. But here is a little something to make you laugh.

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me)- small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and...
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We came as Romans- Roads that don't end and views that never cease:
(One of the best bands ever)

You are so far away,
And it strains on me to hear your voice everyday.
You never know what you have until you're gone,
So when it's over and I'm on way my back home,
It feels like days before I'm next to you again.

This...
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For all my fellow Canadian friends out there....

You see, as a Canadian, holding up a Timmys cup is like holding up an armful of maple leaves, double-fisting beavers, or wearing a dress made of Bryan Adams full discography. We hold Timmy's with pride.

I love you timhortons.

P.s I woke up with my foot in a pile of dog vomit on my bed at...
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Thought my blog today would be about random poop facts. Enjoy:

Breakdown of poop:
75% water
8.3% fiber
8.3% dead bacteria
8.3% live bacteria, fats, inorganic salts, dead cells and mucus

-Turds that float have unusually high gas content.
-During WW2 German tank drivers thought it was good luck to drive over camel dung... the British realized this and made bombs that look like poop....
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Dear mom and dad,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerely,

It's not my fault how you...
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Grandma got a new laptop today,

Told her to look up 2 girls one cup.
Welcome to the internet Grandma LOL.

Lately I have been so tired I can't even function. I don't know what is wrong with me =[. I woke up three hours ago and I am ready to go back to sleep. This is reallyyyy going to suck when I go back to school on Monday. Fuck. Well in anycase... I thought I would post some pictures of women laughing and eating salad......
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