Dammit, I should have listened to you people! 
I felt great all day yesterday, then last night I shared a bowl with my partner and wah-BAM! Guess whos super sicky again!? I didn't sleep at all last night, up hacking, my teeth actually hurt from coughing so much! Gey!
In better news, the weather here is fantastic today! Its in the low 50's, I've got...
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I felt great all day yesterday, then last night I shared a bowl with my partner and wah-BAM! Guess whos super sicky again!? I didn't sleep at all last night, up hacking, my teeth actually hurt from coughing so much! Gey!
In better news, the weather here is fantastic today! Its in the low 50's, I've got...
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So, its happened again. I know that suicide girls was, at first, just a nudie pin up site. But now it includes great articles, interviews etc. I'm getting sick of guys becoming my friend just to send the hated message "so do you like my pics?" Then when I go to see whats happening in their picture section its just a bunch of close-ups of...
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aldremech:
I am so going to put up pics of my junk now 
silverrevolver:
Waiting to get legal and the system is behind. I am just so sick of doing nothing. I feel like all my skills are going to pot. It'll get better, it's just a time thing...
Lets be positive, having bronchitis is okay because I get to sit at home eating mac n' cheese watching I Love Lucy. 
But I still have fucking bronchitis! Ugh!
Right now I am making my cats food. Yes, I'm one of those people who cooks for their animals. But its easy, and the prices are comperable to canned food. I take 1 lb (before cooking)...
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But I still have fucking bronchitis! Ugh!
Right now I am making my cats food. Yes, I'm one of those people who cooks for their animals. But its easy, and the prices are comperable to canned food. I take 1 lb (before cooking)...
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aldremech:
I'm gross, but I just got off of work, and am covered in transmission fluid and assorted grease. My shower is going to hate me in a little bit
I am so taking you out drinking
I am so taking you out drinking
I don't like being sick at all. Not even a little bit. 
Last week my cars low coolant light came on. So I added some more. There must be a leak in the line because the whole next day there was sweet smelling steam coming from underneath my hood. Now the light is on again and the cap is stuck. Thats so gey. Its too...
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Last week my cars low coolant light came on. So I added some more. There must be a leak in the line because the whole next day there was sweet smelling steam coming from underneath my hood. Now the light is on again and the cap is stuck. Thats so gey. Its too...
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aldremech:
Bring me your car dammit See, that I can fix, the snow part, not so much
Are you guys feeling better yet? I still have the lingering remnants of whatever has been going around, but it has pretty well subsided for now.
I have the capability to drink like a 400 pound man.
I'm not proud. Hangover wasn't as bad as I feared, but it was a hangover nonetheless 
I love bacon, in my beer
See, that I can fix, the snow part, not so much
Are you guys feeling better yet? I still have the lingering remnants of whatever has been going around, but it has pretty well subsided for now.
I have the capability to drink like a 400 pound man.
I'm not proud. Hangover wasn't as bad as I feared, but it was a hangover nonetheless
I love bacon, in my beer
As for my precious Grandmothers lamps, they're gone. The peiceofshitwasteoflifebastard won't even return my messages. I'm not sure it would be worth my sanity to bring this to court, besides, he'd rather smash them to smitherines than give them back (he actually did that with my digital camera). Why are some people so awful?
Really, though, things are great! My ex is the only crappy...
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aldremech:
Can we put him feet first into a woodchipper? That would be cool
I give massages too, but I need to leave the room every 11 minutes for...... well, I just need to
Creepy asshead people and their genital issues
It was kind of cool and windy today. It only got up to 64, but it must have been all the way down to 60 in the shade. I almost shivered a bit
I give massages too, but I need to leave the room every 11 minutes for...... well, I just need to
Creepy asshead people and their genital issues
It was kind of cool and windy today. It only got up to 64, but it must have been all the way down to 60 in the shade. I almost shivered a bit
brightredscream:
Um woah...what a creepy fucker!
Okay. I'm upset. Like angry/ offended upset.
Here is the story:
Four years ago I was engaged to this guy who turned out to be just an awful human being. We broke up, it was bad bad bad, I've moved on and try to think of him as little as possiable.
Well, while we were together he and his friends borrowed two heirloom lamps from...
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Here is the story:
Four years ago I was engaged to this guy who turned out to be just an awful human being. We broke up, it was bad bad bad, I've moved on and try to think of him as little as possiable.
Well, while we were together he and his friends borrowed two heirloom lamps from...
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aldremech:
What a fucking dick 
Unfortunately you might as well resign to letting them go at this point If you even managed to attempt to sue him for the lamps, it would turn into a pissing match with he said/ she said and a judge telling you that if they meant that much to you , why did you wait so long to try and claim them?
If you like , I could fly in and pour acid on his face to make you feel better Then take the lamps, ok?
Unfortunately you might as well resign to letting them go at this point If you even managed to attempt to sue him for the lamps, it would turn into a pissing match with he said/ she said and a judge telling you that if they meant that much to you , why did you wait so long to try and claim them?
If you like , I could fly in and pour acid on his face to make you feel better
Then take the lamps, ok?
26ozzy26:
Judge Judy!!
Good luck. I'm up for kicking his ass too. Il be in Illinois in June....
Good luck. I'm up for kicking his ass too. Il be in Illinois in June....
What is with this fucking flu going around!? Everybody is getting sick! My guy was so sick he actually wanted to go to the hospital yesterday. 
We didn't go (mostly because he is a big baby when he's sick and I know he was exaggerating things in his head) and he feels better today than he did yesterday, but he's still running a 100-103 fever....
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We didn't go (mostly because he is a big baby when he's sick and I know he was exaggerating things in his head) and he feels better today than he did yesterday, but he's still running a 100-103 fever.... Read More
aldremech:
It is the end of days Did you ever read the Stand?
I will try to be cool 
Did you ever read the Stand?
I will try to be cool
Had a hell of a day yesterday.
A client came in visibly upset. I'd never met her, so I got her into the treatment room and as soon as I closed the door her tears started rolling. I sat her down and encouraged her to let me know what was going on, so she took a deep breath and said
"My brother was the NIU...
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A client came in visibly upset. I'd never met her, so I got her into the treatment room and as soon as I closed the door her tears started rolling. I sat her down and encouraged her to let me know what was going on, so she took a deep breath and said
"My brother was the NIU...
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silverrevolver:
haha! You're cute, ya know that?
It seems like it's been a rough week for everyone (except my buddy Louis who insists on making me irritated with his joviality. Bastard).
It seems like it's been a rough week for everyone (except my buddy Louis who insists on making me irritated with his joviality. Bastard).
negatron:
Ummm. Wow. and Yikes!!! That is a hell of a day! Hope you get to decompress this weekend!
Okay, so anybody who read my blog this morning/ afternoon saw that I had a crappy one cause my guy was being a butthole.
But.... I have an amazing job/ boss!
She wanted to get her nose peirced really badly, and there is a jeweler up the street who does body peircing; but he closes shop at seven and we don't close until eight. So...
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But.... I have an amazing job/ boss!
She wanted to get her nose peirced really badly, and there is a jeweler up the street who does body peircing; but he closes shop at seven and we don't close until eight. So... Read More
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aldremech:
Let me know how the movie was, I would so leg hump George Romero
elza:
awww haha thats cute!
lucky you to have a rad boss
lucky you to have a rad boss
About three years ago Greg and I inhereted a bed. Its a giant california king with a six inch pillow top. I fucking hate this bed. You sink into it and you practically have to do an acrobatics act to change positions, and sex in the thing (for the same sinking reason) in close to impossible. On top of all that, I'm allergic to the...
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negatron:
Hehe, sure thing, babe... I have very strong hands and can give a pretty damn good massage!
Sucks about your lil sneezy bed issue!!! Good luck with that!
Sucks about your lil sneezy bed issue!!! Good luck with that!
aldremech:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you sleep with a mouth breather
Ok, I'm sorry
Ok, I'm sorry
Update on my goddamnmotherfucking torn ear lobe:
So I went ahead and drained it by soaking the lobe in a hot cup of chamomile tea, then I iced my jaw muscle to draw away fluid from the lymph node that supplies the ear.
That evening I took a hot shower and pulled out the plug, washed it. Then I dipped a q-tip in lavender oil...
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So I went ahead and drained it by soaking the lobe in a hot cup of chamomile tea, then I iced my jaw muscle to draw away fluid from the lymph node that supplies the ear.
That evening I took a hot shower and pulled out the plug, washed it. Then I dipped a q-tip in lavender oil...
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brightredscream:
Oh man, torn ear lobes scare the shit out of me..that's why I'm scared to start stretching! lol
I only saw the end of the eclipse..I'm too much of a suck to brave the cold.
I only saw the end of the eclipse..I'm too much of a suck to brave the cold.
negatron:
Holy hell!!! That ear business is . Hope you heal up quickly!!! That kind of stuff gives me the heeby jeebies.
. Hope you heal up quickly!!! That kind of stuff gives me the heeby jeebies.I tore my ear! I tore my goddamnmotherfucking ear! Last night I noticed that one side was really swollen, and the pain hadn't decreased any since I put the bigger plug in on saturday, so I took it out to give it a good cleaning. Lo and behold (this is very gross) when I pulled the plug out it was completly coated in thick yellow...
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thefreddy:
ouch! I hope it taken care of.
aldremech:
Oh shit Not cool not cool not cool Sounds like it got infected by the new plug. I would alternate ice and heat to keep the bleeding to a minimum and promote killing the infection. Use a topical triple antibiotic ointment, but use a very thin coat, 3-4 times a day. I know it is a bitch, but you will have to pull the plug out each time you clean it If it remains hot to the touch and overly tender over the next few days, you might need to get a presciption antibiotic. Dammit, can't leave you alone for 5 minutes little missy
Not cool not cool not cool Sounds like it got infected by the new plug. I would alternate ice and heat to keep the bleeding to a minimum and promote killing the infection. Use a topical triple antibiotic ointment, but use a very thin coat, 3-4 times a day. I know it is a bitch, but you will have to pull the plug out each time you clean it If it remains hot to the touch and overly tender over the next few days, you might need to get a presciption antibiotic. Dammit, can't leave you alone for 5 minutes little missy
I'm sorry about the kitty. I wish I could think of something else, but the cayenne pepper was pretty much the last thing I had. I've never had to fight much past that.
yeaaah right. Told ya so
My buddy had a cat that did the same thing.
First of all, more than likely it's a urinary tract infection. Take it to another vet.
Otherwise, try putting catnip around the litterbox AND this is gross, but try it. Use a damp sponge to sop up the kitty piss and wring it out in the litter box. Use plastic gloves and it won't suck as bad. Then cover it up, and put the kitty in there. Try locking the door too to your computer room. Sometimes cats are funky about a particular room, especially if you're gone all the time and then spend lots of time in that room. It's a psychological thing where it's similar to having abandonment issues.
If all else fails...get a dog