Is it wrong that I want to create a midget army to start my world domination quest. I will have to start from the ground up, (you know because the midgets are so close to the ground), but the world will never see them coming. I mean literally they wont see them, not until our enemies feel the sharp pain of horror and despair in the knee caps, then and only then will they know we have ascended a poun them.
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