came home after work,
doritos in hand.
Started watching tv in the living room, then the roommate comes home.
What can you do?
So I go into my room, clear the clothes off the bed,
and there's something damp.
I pull the covers back and there is a giant wet spot on the bed.
Spot is the wrong word.
There is a giant continent of wet,
Like fucking frosty was waiting for me to come home.
I assume the dog pissed on it,
but it doesn't really smell like piss.
It smells like something, it kind of smells like a hair salon.
anyhow, I guess I'm sleeping on the floor
cool bitches,
doritos in hand.
Started watching tv in the living room, then the roommate comes home.
What can you do?
So I go into my room, clear the clothes off the bed,
and there's something damp.
I pull the covers back and there is a giant wet spot on the bed.
Spot is the wrong word.
There is a giant continent of wet,
Like fucking frosty was waiting for me to come home.
I assume the dog pissed on it,
but it doesn't really smell like piss.
It smells like something, it kind of smells like a hair salon.
anyhow, I guess I'm sleeping on the floor
cool bitches,
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