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Married, statuesque, bisexual brunette. Spontaneous, loves long, smoldering stares and sensual conversation, excellent cook, throws amazing parties. Seeks female plaything for occasional romps, just the two of us. No strings attached. Oh, and nevermind that little red light in the corner.

kiss
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seska1:
*ahem*

kiss
mirkwoodmaiden:
damn. i go looking through the sg personals and the one that matches is married. and the voices in my head wont let me stalk married women. WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*drowns in his tears* frown
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HEY!

Brian and I just had sushi with Maxx! And you didn't!

tongue
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lesa:
Yep. Las Vegas rolls, Smoked Salmon sushi, Scallop Volcano Rolls, Ebi Sushi, California Rolls, yummy miso soup, edamame, a Rainbow Sushi Plate, and Tempura Green Tea Ice Cream!

We mowed down some serious flavors!
pip:
You start the best damn threads.


so you know whore is maxx?
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Q: What goes "oooooooo!" ?
A: A cow with no lips.

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maxx:
maybe it should grow a big mustache to try to cover that up.
joscelyne:
Cuteness overload indeed!

Thanks to you I can't stop watching the panda cam!
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I think I'd like to learn more about corsetry and lacing. I guess I've always owned corsets, but I've only worn them to dress up for dancing or special occasions. I'm growing more and more fascinated by the way the body can actually be re-shaped from regular wear of such a beautiful, sexy contraption.

Oh, and I want to go to Farmer's Market this weekend,...
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The air feels cool and somehow, new. I'm seated on a huge velvet sofa, with fragrances of Mulberry and Nag Champa wafting through the room on a breeze from the window. I just got out of a bathtub filled with creamy, sweet pea-scented bubbles, with vanilla sugar candles burning all around me. I'm all over smooth, perfumed with Black Widow, and draped in the most...
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rubbersoul:
Wow, Lesa! Fill that out with a couple hundred more pages and put in a few gratuitous sex scenes and I think you've got a best seller on your hands. You don't have a twin sister do you? wink
leightsy:
amen smile
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Ten years ago, on a cold, dark night
Someone was killed, 'neath the town hall light
There were few at the scene, but they all agreed
that the slayer who ran, looked a lot like me

The judge said
"Son, what is your alibi? If you were somewhere
else, then you won't have to die."
I spoke not a word, though it meant my life...
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greggster:
One of my faves....Rest well Johnny
rubbersoul:
The Man in Black was a class act 'til the end. As an aside, I'm am most pleased to see your pretty face above as opposed to the previous cartoon (as cute as it, indeed, was).
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My profile picture is no longer big, bountiful, bouncing, Anime boobies. Sorry if I've disappointed anyone.

Well, I'm back from the dreaded dental appointment. I still have all of my Teether Sutherlands, so that rocks. I went for just an initial exam [to assess the damage - heh] and a consultation. Of course, I was scared to death, but I did it. So it was...
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trilobyte:
The new pic is, in my opinion, much better than science fiction. And is there anything we can do to convince you to change your stance regarding the pants? At least once in a while? hehehe

skull trilo skull
tarbaby:
i just realized that i hadn't left you a testimonial.
done and done. smile
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If you know anything about me at all, you know that I am completely, utterly, paralyzingly phobic about going to the dentist. You know that I have very regular, recurring nightmares about teeth and loose teeth and teeth falling out and huge wads of chewed bubble gum that I can't get out of my mouth and so my teeth begin coming out with the huge...
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tinfoilhalo:
I have that same phobia . I too have recurring dreams about my teeth falling out in great bloody piles . I too haven't been to the dentist in over EIGHT years . I , however , haven't yet come to terms with my irrational fear . You are a braver soul than I . shocked

P.S. Bite the dentist for me . biggrin
shifgrethor:
The best way to conquer the fear is to go more often, it makes you way oversensitive if you avoid totally avoid it.

But I have to admit, the tooth tickler is a thing of horrible nightmares, with that nasty gritty toothpaste shit. But I've learned to kind of unplug and zone when the nasty shit happens.

p.s. nice animated gif.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... FALL.

I love September/October/November. I'm completely immersed in the mindset of sweaters, spice-infused candles, warm colors, and cozy rooms. Not to mention that I'm completely distracted by fantastical daydreams about clothes shopping. I think it's probably something that is just built in now, and it comes from from way, way back.

I remember when my sister and I would go to the mall with...
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stickyrice:
I like fall the best, too. Especially burning-leaf smoke.

Cripes, I'm out of that "noticing women" thread. It turned into some kind of postmodern-feminist Bell Hooks/Lacan/Derrida mess. I thought it had some juice to it when I first got in but then ... ugh. I mean, I can do that intellekshul crap, but I'd rather not. They took what you started and turned it into some Current Events kind of garbage.
lesa:
Sticky: I have to agree.

My point has long since been lost in the mire of overthinking intellectuals. I'm more poetic and a hopeless romantic. My needs as a woman are admittedly complex, but all that stuff that came from my post is overanalytical and, well, intimidating.
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tinfoilhalo:
I'm glad Jason got himself cleaned up . Now we can enjoy his foolish antics for years to come . biggrin
lesa:
I just can't wait to see him again, and I know Brian probably misses him even more than me. SO glad he's healthy and out of the woods.
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Empress Tea with cream and a sugarcube in an oversize, white porcelain cup.
M.A.C. Velvet Teen lipstick; the perfect shade of red.
Soft, amber light glowing in the corner.
Freshly pedicured toes.
A happy goldfish with big, pretty fins.
No panties beneath smooth, snug, black pants.
The scent of Pomegranite candles and L'Occitane Amber perfume.
A good hair day; messily tossed into a ponytail.
Watching...
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joscelyne:
I want velvet teen!!! M.A.C. fuckin rocks.
trilobyte:
My view's different. Thanks for the too-kind testimonial...

diet vanilla coke. the sound of bubbles bursting in the can.
gray steel link necklace. it doesn't say anything, just implies it.
levis and a white tee. docs that don't need laces.
a smooth, freshly shaven head
a small beanie tiger on the arm of the leather couch
silver gleam of the powerbook in my lap, the glow of the screen
the smell of clean clothes is in the air (laundry night)
no phones ringing. the quiet whoosh of ichat breaks the silence
contemplating the weekend, thinking about anniversaries.

skull trilo skull
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HEY YOU! YEAH! YOU!!! eeek I'm whoring for TESTIMONIALS! That's right! You heard me! Write me one and I will reciprocate. (That means I'll write you one, too, you silly bastards!)

love
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maxx:
woohoo! I forever claimed my spot on page 1.

I'm famous
mistersatan:
I already wrote you one, but if you feel like being naughty and leaving me more, I shall be more than happy to reciprocate. wink