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Joke of the week:

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

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A Pilot you fucking racist!



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thelastbeliever:
mwahaha tongue
the_reverend:
Matildakat just looked over my shoulder as your page oaded, and asked, 'Is he ok? Has he lost anymore limbs yet?'
Obviously, my laughter has kept her awake after all! wink

Hope things are still cool with your babygirl.

Later, man.
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Joke of the week:

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

A Pilot you fucking racist!



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So in order to persue and provide my Girl and I a better life I told my boss it was my last day at Starbucks.

At 3:15 March 25th I hung up my hat and barista uniform for good.

I told myself I am up here to persue a dream. I need to start persuing that dream and give my girlfriend (who will one day...
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ratbugdave:
wow...i admire you for this. good luck with your dream. smile
the_reverend:
Dude, i know how you feel. It's nice to know romance aint dead!

You got it bad, buster!
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thelastbeliever:
Good job biggrin
the_reverend:
Your fucking FOOT?!?!?!?!? What are you like? Ya dozy bugger wink
Take it easy. And no limping allowed!
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I miss you girl.

Im sorry... But I couldnt help it.

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jeff_fries:
Miss who?
the_reverend:
Aw thanks, sweetie!
Huh?
Oh.


So.... did you have good night?
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Hung out with Zombee and RockRBoy last night. Ate pizza, drank, watched Tank Girl. It was a goodnight.

We need to do this again sometime.

WHOS NOT BUSY AND IN NYC?!
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the_reverend:
Then the clock is ticking! Quick, surround yourself with beer, knives, matches and lightbulbs.

also, a hamster.
rockrboy:
Thanks for sharing use of your place. It was fun.

I just read that whole Zombee wanting her account cancelled thing. That's pretty fucked up.

[Edited on Mar 18, 2005 4:41PM]
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New profile pic.
Yay.

more news in the late breaking development that is my life to come after sunday.
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cece:
that'a very cool pic.
diello:
cool pic.

you created that?
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My baybay smells like roses.

But she says "Its all natural"

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the_reverend:
Ah, my babay smells good too, but she assures me it's the chanel perfume.
mind you, i'm not sure she puts aftershave on the bits of her i was sniffing... wink
everybodylies:
dude, enough w/teh homeless. or i will like, punch you in the chin later shocked
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You know when your lying in bed and your girl has just kicked you in the crotch and/or punched you upside the head?
Do you ever think "Im going to kill that bitch"?
Or do you do what I do and just pretty much lay back take it like a man and when shes done curl up right next to her like a little schoolboy...
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arete:
you need a bigger bed. fo real, it will make all the difference.

unless you already have a queensize, in which case......godspeed, brother surreal
thelibra:
i'm an extreme sleeper. i can play hockey and baseball and not get injured, but i manage to wrench my neck while sleeping...of all things holy.

but i'm not as bad as liltatts. she herniated a disc. in her sleep. ha.
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So my hand is getting a little better. still kinda swollen but luckily i can sorta use it without too much pain.

I quit my job at verizon. Just wasnt working out and the job was all commission. It was a retail sales job where it had me walking the city and selling Verizon Centex. I took a good look in the mirror one day...
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the_reverend:
Nah man, oozig sounded better!
meaney:
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i_poop_too_much:
HEY! I have those glasses, too. They DO shatter easily.

Wal-Mart, right?
annalee:
I think Garbage is from my hometown skull