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*BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP*

oops pardon me.

Now for some shit that LadyDeath found funny today.

*I was in the kitchen at work today along with my boss and some other co-workers. When seth came in. He's a bit insane. anyway he dropped his pants and pulled out his naughty bits and went up to my boss and asked her what she thought about it. She looked at...
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paulnikon:

vastad:
Beautiful come-back one-liners. I wish I could think them up myself. Or at least not 15 minutes AFTER they'd be funny. There's that 2 second rule you know?

Just wanted to say Hi, I'm in London and hope the advice worked out.

btw, beautiful new profile pic.

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Well I told you all being off night shift wouldn't last long. The last two nights I've been on night shift ready to blow my brains out just to get some excitement. Man was it ever snoozeville at work.
I think I may add pictures to my pictures after while. It's been a long ass time since I've added pictures to that thing.
Is it...
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paulnikon:
Nice pictures. That new profile picture is good too.

Who is your decorater? No one.
tat2fiend:
Love the new pics.....By the way the name your looking for is Guage.....and I am tattooing the Blue guy with wings on a client!!!! smile
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Why the fuck do all my profile pics come out fucking blurry as hell for? Just once I'd like to have an un-blurry profile pic. I think I'd faint if I had a clear picture. I just can't resize my images right to get them to look right in my profile. Yeah and baked tater tastes better going down then back up. So I have...
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catdad:
Size does matter. With profile pics, I mean.
catdad:
Oh and the computer thing. It's sort of an addiction with me. It's a way to block out the world or escape from it for a while. All too easy, though. Must develop a life again...must develop a life again...must...maybe I'll just finish this one level I'm on. Seven levels later it's 1:12am on a work night. Also, the main reason I stay away from the boards here most of the time now. Good luck with the boy!
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Well my date with my special friend was EXCELLENT! smilesmilesmile We had a lot of fun and all we did was sit around and have a few drinks just talking. I'm sorry we got up and dnced too. At first it was a little weird,cause people were staring at us. That didn't last long though cause I was just so caught up in him. Dude can...
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bort79:
Cool!!! smile
catdad:
That is very cool. Nice when you can share yourself with someone and get nothing but good vibes from it. Yay for you!
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WOOOO Hoooo I'm fuckin excited!! smilesmilesmile That guy asked me out today. I told him I'd love to go out with him. So tomorrow night we're going out for drinks. Did I mention I was excited. Oh I'm nervous too,I haven't been on an actual date with a guy in like 6 or 7 months. This is so great.
I really thank you all for all...
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freakpirate:
eeek You're leaving me for another man? frown

Hehe...I'm kidding. I'm very happy for you. I hope everything goes well. biggrin
paulnikon:
You go girl!
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Finally I'm off that damn night shift shit,well at least for a few days. Man the new night crew are a crazy bunch. Especially that little technician guy. He's so adorable and he's got the biggest heart I've ever seen. He's a real sweet heart too. The other night I was feeling a little depressed and he brought me some flowers. He can also go...
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scarlett:
It shouldnt matter that hes shorter with you, if thats the only thing that you dont like about him, consider yourself lucky as fuck!
good luck, be evil!
volkov:
what me? basketball? wink

night crews are the wackiest. I love working nights.

hey, if you like him there's no problem. the height thing is nothing. take him. he's yours. biggrin


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S.O.S. HELP!!!!!! I"m stuck
I need some major help on a game. I can't beat Super Mario Sunshine. There's no fucking way to beat those damn manta rays. I spray them with water and they break into smaller manta rays. It's driveing me absolutely fucking nuts. Please some one help me. I'm to damn cheap to buy the strategy guide,well that and I'm flat ass...
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catdad:
You are such a comedian. I actually avoid drama like the plague.
Glad you have your legal stuff behind you.
The olsen twins are a bit strange, but I think they realize that their money has been tied up into them being together. The idea of twins that are 'close' is probably a turn-on to most guys. I don't know what all the fuss is about them, but then again, I avoid the media, so I only have a few magazine and internet references to go by.
Wish I could help with the game. Have you tried looking for some hints online? I've been able to find everything I've ever needed for free at various game sites.
Seriously, I didn't get out of living paycheck to paycheck until I was about 32.
bort79:
SO have you beat it yet? smile
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I'm not feeling to well tonight. My head hurts,I'm burning up, my stomach is tight and that;s all. I hate being sick,it sucks major ass. I think I'd rather be covered in extremely hot wax then be sick. Anyways
Does anybody know where to get an application to join the mob? I've been told a lot lately I'm a dark violent person,I figure with that...
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vastad:
Hey, it's the Olsen (sp?) twins. That alone should be explanation enough. smile

Don't they have some weird teenage school show? Some sort of mutant 'Save By The Bell' sitcom?
paulnikon:
There are sisters like that. You are just a perv. Not in a bad way though.

So, gone to see that Hillary Duff movie yet?

It has been suggested that the mob would be a great place for me to work.

Get well soon, baby.
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Well I'm back been one heel of a last few days. I've been over worked and underpaied. Not to mention all the court shit. It was well worth it though I took care of my problem permently. I hated not being able to take justice into my own hands on this matter but sometimes even I need back-up. I haven't actually got to relax in...
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paulnikon:
Her name is Gauge. If there is one thing I know, its porn.

So, when are we getting some more pictures of you?

Glad to hear the legal stuff is behind you.

Flirt, yes I am. Especially on-line.
edea:
I love you!
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Yeah so I've been gone a few days. Just been going through some shit. Some changes and some bull shit. Spent a night in jail for calling a judge a bigot son of a bitch. Yeah it all has to do with that bitch and her friends that took some baseball bats to my back and caused me some cracked ribs and internal bleeding a...
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vastad:
hahaha! biggrin

I don't keep you from doing BAD things. I just end up giving you ways to do thing DEVIOUSLY without enduring physical harm but with maximum effect.

Being a badass can be an art.

An evil, uncontrolled, fiery psychopath will always lose to an evil, focused, intelligent, cold-blooded strategist.

There is a certain class and coolness and satisfaction to being able to pull off your schemes, while appearing utterly innocent, unstained and miles away when they achieve their results. Certainly there is a desire to let your opponent know who did this to them, but one can learn a certain perverted joy in having them believe they've got more enemies than they thought, even though none of them exist.

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You ought to check out a book called 'Shit Magnet' written by Jim Goad. He likes to calls things as he sees them and he does it in a language I think you'd like. In reality I'm assured by Kudra that he is a sweet, sweet man who loves to spoil his pug.
soeffinhappy:
I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds the irony in you getting beat only AFTER leaving the crime filled city for the nice homely country life. Anyways, good luck and BE CAREFUL.
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paulnikon:

vastad:
you is so violent.
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Ok so I've spent the last couple days out of town at a wedding. Thankfully I don't have to do that often. I'm not one foe happy cheery events. I'm telling you I'd of rather been captive in a turkish prison being tortured. There was this one girl there from the brides side and that girl was more annoying then jay leno on speed. All...
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vastad:
How's the psychological game going?

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No one's forcing you to have a wedding in one particular way. The modern wedding ceremony is actually historically very new. It only became a widespread style during the Victorian Era. You'd have to do some historical fact-finding to see what else they used to do instead of the whole tux and white dress affair.

I'd like to design my own ceremony. Of course, that's YEARS away so I'm not thinking about it.
paulnikon:
So, when we get married. We'll do something cool.

Oh, and it appears my Mother expects me to bring her babies. So, we have to make babies.