I'm not quite sure why it is that women all freak out in their early 20's when they're no longer a size 0.
I mean biologically the hips get bigger and a little fat is added so they can have kids... it's all natural. Yet I spent an hour listening to this size 6 cry that she wasn't a size 2 anymore... Oh boo hoo...
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I mean biologically the hips get bigger and a little fat is added so they can have kids... it's all natural. Yet I spent an hour listening to this size 6 cry that she wasn't a size 2 anymore... Oh boo hoo...
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dollbabyamy:
I've gained a lil weight and I'm happy about it. 
Hey, I've missed you by the way. How's life?
Hey, I've missed you by the way. How's life?
apotheosis:
i'm drunk. it's late.. and tomorrow is friday. yay.. zzzzz
Strangers in the night... two lonely weirdos they were strangers in the night....
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apotheosis:
Finally mailed your gift. I get props don't I? hah
well at least you can use it for the remaining umm.. 9 months now?
well at least you can use it for the remaining umm.. 9 months now?
apotheosis:
Both, I'm not that rich!! hahaha
What is it with women anyway? :p
What is it with women anyway? :p
New Ash set and a new favorite SG girl!
mmmmm I'm happy now.
mmmmm I'm happy now.
shmidol:
I'll have to check out her set.....
Okay so 99% of the women I work with are your classic backstabbing bitches...
Like WTF is wrong with some girls? They should be smacked silly and left out in the sun so that the vultures can peck out their eyes.
Like WTF is wrong with some girls? They should be smacked silly and left out in the sun so that the vultures can peck out their eyes.
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apotheosis:
hey dork.. email me sometime. i need technical assistance b/c i'm stupid. 
apotheosis:
man, you update like... never. haha
workaholic.. come on dude, i work 12 hour days too. that's no excuse!
This is just for you because I know you love to be taunted by mad republicans:
workaholic.. come on dude, i work 12 hour days too. that's no excuse!
This is just for you because I know you love to be taunted by mad republicans:
Welp it's been a long two weeks.
My mom had knee surgery, which put her in a lot of pain. Then she developed a BIG blood clot... thus our first visit to the hospital and her overnight stay. I had to give her shots in her stomach for a week after that. She was in a horrible amount of pain.
Next thing we know she's...
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My mom had knee surgery, which put her in a lot of pain. Then she developed a BIG blood clot... thus our first visit to the hospital and her overnight stay. I had to give her shots in her stomach for a week after that. She was in a horrible amount of pain.
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apotheosis:
I'm sorry to hear that hun. Give your mom my best.
I'll send a couple of good books along with your pressy so she can read them while taking it easy on her knees. I hope she gets well again soon. I hate hospitals & doctors more. Just got back from an overnight stay myself. Why do they have to be such pretentious jerks?
I'll send a couple of good books along with your pressy so she can read them while taking it easy on her knees. I hope she gets well again soon. I hate hospitals & doctors more. Just got back from an overnight stay myself. Why do they have to be such pretentious jerks?
apotheosis:
Dweeb. Read your email. And update for god sake. j/k.. smooch.
La La La La La
Welcome to the new year everybody.
This year I pledge to get more sleep! Oh and clean up my damn bedroom once and for all.
I've had the most stressfull winter break. Hopefully the next few days will be more relaxed.
Welcome to the new year everybody.
This year I pledge to get more sleep! Oh and clean up my damn bedroom once and for all.
I've had the most stressfull winter break. Hopefully the next few days will be more relaxed.
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ash:
hahaha I cleANED my room today .. FINALLY!! After like ... 3-4 weeks of disgust. lol
apotheosis:
word, i might actually send your xmas/new years gift this weekend. be proud of me! haha
i'm going drinking this weekend, again.. i'm such a lush. good times though, even if the girls are recovering coke addicts. woot
i'm going drinking this weekend, again.. i'm such a lush. good times though, even if the girls are recovering coke addicts. woot
Boredom!
Well teaching is an adventure. I've wound up suspending a second grader for 10 days while we transfer him to a school for the severely emotionally disturbed. It's frightening when you can look into a childs eyes and see that they're freaking nuts and on their way to kill someone later in life. And then again I feel guilty because I can't seem to...
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Well teaching is an adventure. I've wound up suspending a second grader for 10 days while we transfer him to a school for the severely emotionally disturbed. It's frightening when you can look into a childs eyes and see that they're freaking nuts and on their way to kill someone later in life. And then again I feel guilty because I can't seem to...
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thensepia:
that is creepy, seeing that void in someone's eyes...though admittedly i've never seen it in a kid. i can't even imagine...
hopefully somebody can help him.
and boring can be quite fantastic.
hopefully somebody can help him.
and boring can be quite fantastic.
apotheosis:
Women are confusing. Or psychotic. Maybe both. The latest gal is nuts but fun as hell. Life would never be boring that's for sure. Going downtown for New Year's with some fellow music slaves. I don't plan on making it home sober.
How's life?
How's life?
Work is fianlly settling down... I'm getting used to it all at last. We're pretty well done with the cleaning and Carl is almost all moved in except for 4 boxes that will probably be in my car till mid November but otherwise...
YAY!!!
Life is going rather well I'm working with a fellow teacher taking candids and stills for the students. We've got some...
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YAY!!!
Life is going rather well I'm working with a fellow teacher taking candids and stills for the students. We've got some...
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ash:
Im happy if you're happy
Im happy if you're happy
apotheosis:
Weeeoweeeeowhuuuuuuuur. Does that sound annoying?
Look! There!!
What, behind the rabbit?
Nooooo, it IS the RABBIT!
You silly sod, I almost soiled my pants.
Right, Sir Galahad.. go and chop it's head off.
*Aaaaahglurbbb*
Oh my god, it took his head clean off!
That's it.. CHARGE!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Run away.. Run away.. Run away.
Look! There!!
What, behind the rabbit?
Nooooo, it IS the RABBIT!
You silly sod, I almost soiled my pants.
Right, Sir Galahad.. go and chop it's head off.
*Aaaaahglurbbb*
Oh my god, it took his head clean off!
That's it.. CHARGE!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Run away.. Run away.. Run away.
Big yellow sign screaming UPDATE YOUR PAGE!
Okay okay I'm updating sue me if work makes a girl busy. Hope everyone is doing okay seems like all I do is work and sleep.
I'm guessing good ole Just hit it off with the girly from work since he hasn't called all week! :p
Be sweet guys!
Okay okay I'm updating sue me if work makes a girl busy. Hope everyone is doing okay seems like all I do is work and sleep.
I'm guessing good ole Just hit it off with the girly from work since he hasn't called all week! :p
Be sweet guys!
apotheosis:
I called her Saturday. We talked business again. It's going nowhere fast. Either she's a prude or she's only wants to keep me interested as long as I give her the nitty gritty on what happens at our mututal place of business. Naturally, she takes everything I give her right to the director so that she looks good. Life is funny huh. I'm tired of making other people look good.
I think I'm going to give up on making something happen at work. Too bad I spend 90% of my time there.
Perhaps if I quit trying the woman of my dreams will fall out of the sky and land on my head. Doubtful.
The good news is I might get more money, the bad news is I might not. I think I'll find another job if the man doesn't promote me. It's bullshit working too hard for too little.
Idea: Crush the misbehaving kids into little cans and sell them to tourists as kiddy spam. Haha.
Peace Love and Happiness.
-J
I think I'm going to give up on making something happen at work. Too bad I spend 90% of my time there.
Perhaps if I quit trying the woman of my dreams will fall out of the sky and land on my head. Doubtful.
The good news is I might get more money, the bad news is I might not. I think I'll find another job if the man doesn't promote me. It's bullshit working too hard for too little.
Idea: Crush the misbehaving kids into little cans and sell them to tourists as kiddy spam. Haha.
Peace Love and Happiness.
-J
School is....... getting better. I was informed by the Principal to tell off the kids politely when I got tired of their attitudes soooooooooooo lets just say they cringe when my voice raises now. But on the plus side I taught my first grader to write on a line on Friday... I know it doesn't sound like a big deal but it is!
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apotheosis:
Hop on MSN sometime, I have dialup now. Shitty but at least it's something.
The latest is a jewish gal I work with.. interesting but problematic.
Nice boobs though, you would like her. :p
The latest is a jewish gal I work with.. interesting but problematic.
Nice boobs though, you would like her. :p
mikefool:
That is so huge.. I used to get excited everytime I could teach a kid to add two numbers together or anything that he rememebered 10 minutes later