does anyone watch ink master?

if so can anyone tell me is Ryan Ashley a suicide girl?

caraphernelia:
I don't think so :o I made a little research and couldnt find if she was one...
Don't listen to Billy Joel's piano man. It turns out that making love to your Tonic & Gin will get you thrown out of the bar.

My surgery this morning went okay. Had 7 incisions in my stomach. I'm back home now. Road to recovery time now....

sexy and/or get well selfies are greatly appreciated and may help me feel better

libris:
I hope you heal well and quickly!
kjj0013:
Thanks me too.

"success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not"

-William Shakespeare-

I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower

if crunch berries aren't considered fresh fruit then this diet isn't going to work

I've dieted and worked out enough to realize that the only way I'm getting smokin' hot is by getting cremated.

You can blame absolutely everything on your parents. It's either genetics, or how they raised you.

I wouldn't ever want lesbian parents. I'm not homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."

someday I will disappoint and confuse a burglar who'll find my drawer full of Taco Bell sauce packets

chefdaddy:
We used to have a little basket full of Chinese sauce packets and ketchups in our kitchen. If I remember correctly when we got our house broken into they just threw it in the floor with everything else. No respect for strong pc game. On a more serious note, if the cops ever raided your house I'm sure they would call the hasmat team out to dispose of the whole drawer. That is enough hot sauce to fill a super soaker and do some serious damage. I've seen what it can do to a penny imagine what it could do to a car
caraphernelia:
hahaha

I hate waiting in lines. Just hurry up and pick a suspect already

Ironically "Chumbawamba" totally got knocked down and never got up again.