Dear Miss Lohan,
I'm writing you to let you know that I feel that you are completely full of yourself. With your oversized sunglasses and better than everyone attitude.
I'd also like you to know that if I ever met you while out on the town, I would still try to take you home and fuck you. Although I would offer you dinner first.
Love,
Erik
P.S. I'm glad that you are no longer orange, but a really natural white.
I'm writing you to let you know that I feel that you are completely full of yourself. With your oversized sunglasses and better than everyone attitude.
I'd also like you to know that if I ever met you while out on the town, I would still try to take you home and fuck you. Although I would offer you dinner first.
Love,
Erik
P.S. I'm glad that you are no longer orange, but a really natural white.